NO WAY!
Oh my goodness, congratulations!
A little Catfaceceildhbabe!

I really couldn't imagine you 'succumbing' to pregnancy. Will you use a host mother when it gets cumbersome? Just kidding, aaaaahh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's cumbersome already
- Christmas without booze and cheeses. NO DECENT CHEESES, Jesus.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I dunno how you managed to keep zip, AND refrain from booze.
The odd glass of red wine won't do bab no harm...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Yeah, I had a small glass of pinot noir on New Year's Eve.
I have never savoured wine more in my whole life.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:56, Reply)

It'll have nice rosy cheeks!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Why no cheese?
I've never heard that pregnant women couldn't eat cheese?? (Or is this something specific to you and therefore private).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)

You're not allowed unpasturised milk
which a lot of nice cheese is made from.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Hard cheeses are okay
but soft cheeses with rind could harbour listeria so are advised against. Listeriosis is pretty rare but hysteria prevails (also, it's serious if you do get it). Pregnant women in Spain are advised not to eat salad because it's a similar risk.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)

We should have been arrested
for child endangerment as my wife ate a lot of cheese (all types) when pregant with both daughters. Hmm, this may explain why they are both the way they are..... (It couldn't be due to anything we as parents did).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Salad too...
Oh God we are terrible parents!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)