Sorry to bore you further with this
but has anyone got any experience with Smeg cookers?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:59, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Generic nob cheese joke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

The GNCJ
would have been more appropriate if Vipros had asked about Smeg washers. Then the 'I just use soap and water' lines would have been coming thick and fast.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

They tend to melt
when switched on. Otherwise I have no experience of them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I heard they make a lovely chocolate tea pot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I do know that they are all of the sexy
I wanted smeg for my kitchen, but it was out of my reach like just like the fucking I-Phone which taunts me so
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

is this about Red Dwarf?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

lamentably no
it's about cookers, made by the brand Smeg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I have heard that they aren't that great
Sort of like the fridges. They are beautiful-retro-joy to look at, but they are actually a bit shit when it comes to the working etc.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

useful pointer
they are quite expensive, but my folks offered me some cash, so was considering one.

this shopping for a cooker business is driving me mental
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Form over function you know it makes sense

just look how well apple do...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Apple do function as well as form though
albeit at a price.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

True

But I find I-Tunes soooo infuriating that I sometimes can't breath with the rage!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Could you not
just get a pile of sticks and a match, and go back to the old way of cooking?

No, probably not.

Well, buy a Miele then. You'll have to take out a second mortgage, but it'll still be going once you've paid it off.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:13, Reply)

It is a bit of a ballache shopping for cookers and fridges and other kitchen thingys
What about Hotpoint - their stuff is great and lasts well! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)

the other option is a hotpoint one
which is about £300 cheaper than the smeg.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You should start a poll - I would vote smeg

because I'm shallow and like pretty things
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I am also shallow and like pretty things
but I'd probably go for a cheaper cooker and spend the rest of the money on shoes or booze or pizza! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Coincidentally
With a bit of tippex and a magic marker, it could quite easily be changed to a 'smug' cooker...


Disclaimer:
This comment should really have been made by a non-lurker, but nobody took the initiative.
(R0SS, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)

cheeky bastard!
good effort though, particularly in pointing out how shit everyone else here is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Sorry
But I couldn't resist.
(R0SS, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

don't blame you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Hehe
Doesn't matter who makes the comment - its still highly clickable my friend! Well done :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Oh, and thank you as well Flim Flam
If I'm actually talking to people on here today I shouldn't ignore you...
(R0SS, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)

You're right you shouldn't ignore anyone, especially not me dammit
*puffs out chest*

I'm friggin' great!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

*Ogles*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

See
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:50, Reply)

boys mongs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Them too

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Woah looo-ooong time lurker!

Hello there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Yep
Tend to only pipe up when I have something worth saying and the time to bother saying it.

Sadly these two occasions do not often coincide.
(R0SS, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Believe me very few people wait to have something interesting to say...
EDIT: Including me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Oh and hello to you too.
How rude of me to miss that
(R0SS, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Ha! Good work, Ross, good work

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

.
Cheers Monty
(R0SS, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You do realise
you've gone straight to no.2 on the popular page with this, doncha? Only Davros' snowcock is deemed more entertaining, it seems...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:05, Reply)

A
successful (sort of) debut then...
(R0SS, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

It rather looks that way, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Not any more...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Ross
I think I fucking love you I do.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:38, Reply)

fuckoffbacktowhichmagazineyoucunt

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

they expect you to pay
outrageous huh?

it's only a quid for a month trial though, so I might do it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

First sensible post
Yes, I've got a 100cm Smeg cooker - 6 burners, two ovens job

Very nice (croissant and wine ahoy)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)