Is it big enough to put the waiter into it for the trip home
once you have given him several Roofies?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If I find a short one, yes.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

The lube will help you fit a larger
waiter in the suitcase.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Exactly!!!!
I knew it would come in handy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Don't forget the air holes or he might be very stiff when you get home. (Oh, that might be what you want).
But tell the truth: Are you really going for your sister's birthday or for the full body scan and pat down at airport security?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

You've only been on here a short time and you can already read me like a book.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

What kind of book?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

One of those books you can't stop reading and is well thumbed : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Ahh, an exciting adventure story!

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Nah,
Grot mags.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Not BGB.
I'm thinking more of an erotic Lord of the Rings type story

Edit: Or Erotic Lord of the Flies type book, but without kids, just BGB marooned with a lot of spanish waiters.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Et tu Brute? (sp)

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)