Because I don't even know Vipros's mum.
I mean, I'm sure she's lovely and all that, and if reputation is to behold, I'd have a great time, but I like to meet someone first and get to know them a little. I know it doesn't quite work like that in this day and age, that people have sexual intercorse all willy-nilly, but I yurn for the good days when I can go and take Vipros's mum out, maybe for a walk down the park, hold hands, walk her home, have a peek on the cheek and a thank you. Then for me to go home, have a wank, and do it again over and over for a month. That way, when I finally do 'do' Vipros's mum, it'll be something special for the both of us..
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She's been round the block so many times
to make it "special" for her, you would need GIGANTACOCK.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Maybe we could use the one
on your forehead?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You reckon Clendrix would let me borrow it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I doubt it
but if you wait until she's had a massive squirt it sometimes falls out and you can grab it quickly while her legs are still quivering.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Like this?
//edit//
Like elvis?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

she looks like Mrs Goggins from Postman Pat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Oh man, that ticks so many boxes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)