I'm bored
what are you doing?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:54, 136 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Being sad
and playing Call of Duty: World at war
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Duuuuude
that game like totally sucks ass compared to MW:2!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

duuuude
Haven't even played Modern Warfare yet
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Biting the inside of my mouth
and fearing the journey home, what about you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

why are you biting the inside of your mouth?
I've actually done a bit of work, but I don't have all my data yet, so have come to a halt.

there are 7 people in my office out of about 50. useless bastards. I'm sure most of them could easily have got in, despite the 2-3 inches of snow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It passes the time
Edit: I know what you mean about rubbish people, guys who live around the corner from me didn't make it in today - that's annoying as I had a shit journey in and will have a shit journey home! Boooo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

ok...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Writing a template to monitor staff utilization and attrition.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

and facebook stalking, obviously.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I'm trying to do that
but facebook is having issues, yet again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I sometimes have to open in a new window to move anywhere.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

do you find that otherwise you get a screen with just the bars at the top and bottom
and little else?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

yep, facebook is a pile of buggy shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:13, Reply)

it certainly is
the new window thing certainly seems to work though, thanks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)

PsychoChomp: All your internet problems solved.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

certainly seems to be the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Except the presence of Psychochomp

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

SOLVED
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)

working:
Proof reading 130 pages of court transcripts of me being deposed by a bunch of insane lawyers; and flipping back to this page to try to keep myself sane (may be a lost cause already)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

deposed?
are/were you king?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

no, peon is more like it
(involves a court case in relation to pollution caused by coal tar from an old gassification plant)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Typesetting...
listening to metal and enjoying the fact that we've been allowed to knock off work early. I leave in half an hour! :D
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

sewing carrier bags
into a purse thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I've just made my first ever Roast Beef (I think it's roast beef still)
I put the oven on full-whack; Rolled some beef in oil, salt and pepper, sealed the meat, then covered in mustard.

Meantime, made up some beef stock with port (I reckon I'd get a stronger flavour), covered some carrots, onions and garlic cloves;

Put the beef resting on top of the stock'n'veg soup thinggy. Turned the oven down to150ish, covered the pot with tin foil, and put it in the oven.

Gonna turn it around every hour for 3ish hours and see what happens.

It'll eaither be amazing, or an amazing mess.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

sounds like it could be good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Whilst I don't know the ins and outs of your piece of meat

3hrs sounds like an awfully long time...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

It's a brisket, so I'm slow-roasting it.
Somehow it cault on fire at one point, and all I could think to myself was "YES ! FUCK YEAH !".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Fair enough

Fire eqauals crsipy goodness!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)

You are supposed to Braise brisket
in liquid, in a coverd pot, over low heat or in an oven at relatively low temp over a long time. It shouldn't catch fire!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)

It happened while I was browning it off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I just went to check on it, and there is MORE liquid than when I started !
I thought it was supposed to reduce down =/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

It's turned into a soup =/
I'll try putting the heat up a bit, maybe that'll work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Your stock dissolved the Brisket?
Thats some powerful stock!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:14, Reply)

nom nom nom

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Yeah
that juicy vegetable soup sounds great.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Watching the new Scrubs
And sighing at how shite it is. Also waiting for a text from the female friend, which is doing my head in as well. I would go out, but I'm currently stuck as I only brought two pairs of shoes with me from uni and my delightful cousin filled them both up with Baileys last night.

I've not left the house since new years eve. I am going to go bloody insane.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

scrubs has jumped the shark?
bummer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

which new Scrubs?
filled your shoes with baileys? what a cunt. I hope you fucked him/her up for that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

oh god no!
what a terrible waste of Baileys

Yes I know it is a fluffy drink, but I like it
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

cough cough bender cough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

there is
nothing wrong with Baileys, especially when you have drunk so much guinness my back teeth are floating
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

good work
clawing back the masculinity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)

It's good mixed with a lot of Jameson or Bushmills

Edit: (My wife drinks it this way, I don't sully the whiskey with cream)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)

its true
when I simply cannot think about drinking another pint then i'll chill out with a single malt, if all the single malts are shit then its a Bailays all the way
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Baileys is fantastic
Although I'm currently avoiding it, I ended up on my own on Christmas Day and went through three big bottles. In the pub on Boxing Day I puked up cream for about five hours. I would batter my cousin but he's seven and makes me laugh, I accidentally taught him "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" whilst listening to Rage's first album a few weeks back, forgetting that he was in the corner playing N64.

The new Scrubs is currently airing in the US, you can watch it online here; www.cucirca.com/2009/06/18/watch-scrubs-online/ . Season Nine has been labelled Season Eight though, you'll see what I mean. It's set in a med school and is horrible.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)

ah, really brand new Scrubs
the last series with the normal characters was getting pretty shit. Doesn't surprise me that Zach Braff can't get any other work now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Don't get me wrong
I love Scrubs. Love it. I know I shouldn't but I do. I cried whilst watching the last episode of season eight, although that's not really a benchmark for anything at the moment as for reasons unbeknownst to me I'm an emotional wreck; I shed a tear listening to Enjoy the Silence earlier for fuck sake. I really don't know what's wrong with me.

I'll admit I watch Scrubs every day without fail when I'm bored. Over and over. When I get to the end of season seven, I start at the first episode again. Seen each episode far too many times. But season eight was shite and these new ones are worse, there's a new episode on there now and I can't be bothered to watch it. Which for me is ridiculous. It really is that bad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

might give it a miss then
if such a die-hard fan thinks it's that shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)

It's watchable
It's just not funny, I've not laughed once yet. Actually I have, but it was during a JD flashback and he was only in it for five episodes. Scrubs was ace at combining comedy with emotional scenes and there's neither of that in the new series.

Going to give the new episode a spin now because I am ridiculously bored. I have so little to entertain myself with I've just had my third shower of the day. I don't even like showers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Literally shitting it down now, so off home!!!

yeeeeey!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

literally?
shit from the sky?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Gods white poo

he's been at the beef bones again!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

is god a dog
from the 80s?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

70s cos he is like well ancient and shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)

same thing I do everyday
oh...ya know...nothin much

but I feel ill, I'm dizzy and feel pukey
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Stay out of Vermont till your better!

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Thinking about what I can put off at work till tomorrow.
Most of it really.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Working
preparing a set of accounts for a musician and trying to decide if a massage is a business expense.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

reading about your boredom
this could be a self perpetuating issue as my reply is possibly even slightly more boring than your original post, therefore boring you more, encouraging an "im even more bored now I have read that post by Halfy, what are you doing?" thread that will spawn a reply of "reading how much I bore you" reply etc etc

Blue skies here, fucking common snow not coming around the educated parts of England
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Working
and clock watching. Despite the full on busy this day is passing sooooooo slowly. And I'll be here until 6 as I didn't get in until 10.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I didnt get in until 10am either (trudging through snow is slow )
but they can go suck a fuck if they think i'm staying 'till 6pm
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Alas
I have dropped some flexi recently and it's a shitter to make up. I'd rather not drop any more.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Essay writing
Hit my first hour target, then got even more bored and wandered off for a while. Haven't really got going again yet. Think it might end up being a late one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Functional Testing
You just think you're bored, you're not in my league.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I would like to contend with you
I think I may win.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Reading how bored everyone of you is.
Therefore I win.
(TheColonel, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Why has nobody said YOUR MUM yet
FFS people, you're really losing my respect.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Hahaha
Awww everyones growing up...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah, up your minge
or something.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Probably
*looks*

Nah...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Are you sure?
they might have sneaked in when you weren't looking.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Wouldn't be the first time.
OH NO HE DIDN'T.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I did wonder what happened to that
Lion bar last night?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Oh, sorry
I ate that. It's hungry work lying under your bed
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

*looks harder*
Nope, I can't see anything... are you sure you aren't mistaken?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Look, just send me a picture
and I'll point it out to you, okay?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Yeah sure thing, just let me get my cam-...
DiT, DiT

He's doing it again... GET HIM!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Darn it, almost got you that time.
How was your christmas BTW? Was dinner with the family okay? You missed out on some serious puppy action.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Puppy action? This saddens me! :(
Christmas was good thanks, knackering as I was all sick and junk, but it was good. The family meal was good but we were there for A-G-E-S... when you feel sick all you want to do is die quietly on a sofa but we had to smile and stay for a long time - it was a struggle.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Just to annoy you

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

We were never aware we had it in the first place.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Well you did
but not any more. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Because I don't even know Vipros's mum.
I mean, I'm sure she's lovely and all that, and if reputation is to behold, I'd have a great time, but I like to meet someone first and get to know them a little. I know it doesn't quite work like that in this day and age, that people have sexual intercorse all willy-nilly, but I yurn for the good days when I can go and take Vipros's mum out, maybe for a walk down the park, hold hands, walk her home, have a peek on the cheek and a thank you. Then for me to go home, have a wank, and do it again over and over for a month. That way, when I finally do 'do' Vipros's mum, it'll be something special for the both of us..
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

She's been round the block so many times
to make it "special" for her, you would need GIGANTACOCK.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Maybe we could use the one
on your forehead?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You reckon Clendrix would let me borrow it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I doubt it
but if you wait until she's had a massive squirt it sometimes falls out and you can grab it quickly while her legs are still quivering.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Like this?
//edit//
Like elvis?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

she looks like Mrs Goggins from Postman Pat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Oh man, that ticks so many boxes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)

No, *your* mum.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Tehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Wow, what a response
*slow claps*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I was going to say something similar
well done
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm just here
To allow you to focus on the being-mean-ness. And to avoid doing work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You're just bitter because I haven't accepted your Friend Request yet, internet person.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

It makes me cry at night sometimes :(
Then I remember there're more important things in life. Like sleeping. And not caring.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)

You haven't even sent me a friend request
you WANKER.

And a CUNT to boot.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)

That's probably because you're complicated
like a ferret on a penny-farthing.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

It's true.
Plus I don't think I could bear the rejection if when you turned me down.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Don't worry
he does that to everyone - here have a hanky to dry your tears on.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I only turn you down if you bullied me at school
or if you're my mum's mate's pervy husband.
:)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I did notice you on that there DiT's page

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)

How did you know it was me?
Was it thw smell? It was the smell wasn't it.
I got snowed in and couldn't be arsed showering :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)

The smell
And the Scouse-ness.

Oh, and TNTSCoR
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Have you devoted yourself to TNTSCoR yet?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

No, no I have not
I doubt they would particularly benefit from the contents of my bank account.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

We would
I mean the Lord would
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

So if I just have debts
And therefore donate negative money, does that mean that I actually get to take money instead?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

shit no!
Just send us your penny jar...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Oh well.
I guess we won't be networking. Socially.

I'm totally crying as I write this.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:19, Reply)

:(
That's all I can find to say...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Right, I've accepted it.
I can't live with this divide between us.

*stalks*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)

*counter-stalks*

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Hahaha
Oh snap!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I'm lying on my bed trying to hug the cat mofos

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)