Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Bless you, Sid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd give your body strength overall

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I'd touch it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Dr Smith!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Aaah, have you been admiring
those rippling physique's ? I expect Steve 'The Bronzed Adonis' Beaton leaves you all a-quiver.



He's so full of Magnum P.I, it's painful
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Fucking hell
I just made ectoplasm looking at that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Oh is that what you women do?
I just thought I had shot my load too early
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)

In your case, I think it was the latter
You just entered the Prematureship.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

ZING!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

This guy's the don:
Martin 'The Wolfman' Adams.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Not forgetting, of course,
Tony 'Silverback' O'Shea.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

And who could forget
Richie Burnett, everybody's favourite Welsh weasel


(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)

How did a post I put here get deleted?
It only said 'what'? I didn't delete it... I'm confused!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)

*points to where it says spastic on your name badge*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Same thing happened to t'other day
But I understand now...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

What?
I haven't gained the ability to magically delete someone elses posts...

I'm *such* a fucking retard.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I'm confused

I was, but only by your comment...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)

No need to be, old bean.
I'm a spastic, as you rightly pointed out.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)

splendid!
all is right with the world
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I thought
i would be smart and delete the post where i corrected your darts nickname faux pass, and that had the unfortunate effect of deleting all posts that had replied to that.

i had never deleted a post before so i didn't realise it would do that. don't worry, the world is still spinning.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Why I oughtta.
Alert over, brain now working again. You wee scamp.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)