Fucking english cricket players. They are well rubbish.
But what amused me greatly the other day was my discovery that websites in the cook islands use the domain co.ck
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:48, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

have you not seen my cook island website alsmumsucksmy?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

HA!
that was quite a good joke there. Well done. Gets a click.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

much obliged
I think cricket is shit btw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

BURN THE HERETIC!
Cricket is the best sport.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Cricket blows
Gay baseball
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)

You're itching for a fight today, ain'tcha?
Gay baseball? If ever there was a gay sport, it's baseball.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I've been in all day
Think I am feeling a bit fractious.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Is there any good web site that
explains the relatively incomprehensible game of cricket to an ignorant merican? For instance, how can a game go on for days and why do they wear those white uniforms?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

how can it go on for days and still be a draw?
how can anything be so dull?

don't bother trying to understand it. it's like baseball, the only thing that makes it any good is being very very drunk.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

It's weird
I used to not understand it at all and found it very, very dull. But suddenly, much like snooker, I just found myself watching it once and I got it and then got quite interested.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)

not much chance to watch it over here

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I can watch snooker fairly happily
I've watched some cricket, and have a slightly greater appreciation for it now than ever before, but still find it bores me to tears.

That said, I never watch any sport on tv apart from Wimbledon, or England football matches.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I used to only really like international football and rugby
but, as our ability to field a decent national squad detiorates I have discovered that the club game of both footie and rugby are still very enjoyable.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

That's because you support the best football team in THE WORLD.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)

They are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)

^This

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

If you believe the chants they all are
Although Doncaster Rovers fans are probably just taking the piss.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)

i hope you watch those england football matches
with undisguised irony coupled with the fact that the team will never live up to the stratospheric hopes that the media builds for them. I mean, do actual normal people believe that EVERY major competition England qualifies for, that they are, without a shadow of a doubt, going to win? Then when they don't, they start rioting with each other. Crazy stuff.

I fucking hate football, seriously. I used to enjoy the odd European match if Celtic were involved (re the martin o'neill era) but now i can barely watch 30 seconds of it before wanting to vomit my lungs up with boredom. Therefore I don't bother at all.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I think I'd rather watch a game than vomit my lungs out.
That's not the sort of thing you can recover from.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

It's not that bad
I just shove them up my arsehole and they seem to migrate back to where the came from. At least that way I don't have to watch 11 benders pretending to play football.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Cricket is one of those few sports that could be greatley improved by being set in verious different enclosures at London Zoo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I like your style

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Can you drink while you play?
(If not, it isn't any fun).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Yes.
And there are breaks for elevenses, lunch, and tea.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Did you know that Cricket used to me popular than Baseball in America? And recently too.
Also: The rules of Cricket:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:25, Reply)

This is fucking brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)

That explains it perfectly succinctly!
Thanks. Don't know why I didn't see it before. Like everything else, it revolves around the old in and out.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:30, Reply)

This is wonderful.
Did you write this?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I'd like to see a nice co.ck

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

www.radio.co.ck/
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Also
Happy New Year, how were your christmas festivities?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

they were excellent, how were yours?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Very enjoyable
I got a Wii and ate a lot of turkey and played with a puppy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I got 2 diamond skeleton key pendants.
And a wireless router.
This Christmas was full of fucking win.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)

what games have you been attempting to play?
my daughter got that wii sports resort thingy with 2, yes 2, of the motion plus add ons. good fun, especially the sword fighting. pity you couldnt get a ned cheat for it, where you battled with broken bottles and tree branches
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Mainly MarioKart
with a smattering of Call of Duty: Heroes and Tomb Raider: Underworld
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I found Mario Kart to be pretty slow
I guess you need loads of players to fill the tracks up though. Track down a game that has been out since the Wii's release called 'Excite Truck', highly recommended if you like driving games with added insanity.

uk.wii.ign.com/articles/746/746278p1.html
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)

spent new years eve playing that
the 100 pin bowling is great fun, as is wakeboarding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)

that is a nice co.ck
thanks for sharing it with me
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

No problem
give me a shout anytime and I'll slip you something.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post603099

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Agreed. Bloody Andy Flower and his selection policies.
But never mind. The Darts is on later.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Darts
Now there is a MANS game, even the women are men, except for that sexy Russian bird, but even she has put the beef on.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Bless you, Sid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I'd give your body strength overall

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I'd touch it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Dr Smith!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Aaah, have you been admiring
those rippling physique's ? I expect Steve 'The Bronzed Adonis' Beaton leaves you all a-quiver.



He's so full of Magnum P.I, it's painful
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Fucking hell
I just made ectoplasm looking at that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Oh is that what you women do?
I just thought I had shot my load too early
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)

In your case, I think it was the latter
You just entered the Prematureship.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

ZING!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

This guy's the don:
Martin 'The Wolfman' Adams.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Not forgetting, of course,
Tony 'Silverback' O'Shea.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

And who could forget
Richie Burnett, everybody's favourite Welsh weasel


(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)

How did a post I put here get deleted?
It only said 'what'? I didn't delete it... I'm confused!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)

*points to where it says spastic on your name badge*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Same thing happened to t'other day
But I understand now...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

What?
I haven't gained the ability to magically delete someone elses posts...

I'm *such* a fucking retard.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I'm confused

I was, but only by your comment...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)

No need to be, old bean.
I'm a spastic, as you rightly pointed out.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)

splendid!
all is right with the world
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I thought
i would be smart and delete the post where i corrected your darts nickname faux pass, and that had the unfortunate effect of deleting all posts that had replied to that.

i had never deleted a post before so i didn't realise it would do that. don't worry, the world is still spinning.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Why I oughtta.
Alert over, brain now working again. You wee scamp.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)