I'm supposed to be writing my essay but I am failing to do so.
I might have to work in the library tomorrow so I can get some stuff done.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't concentrate in libraries. Too many people muttering under their breath and coughing.
My local library's shit anyway, there's always kids in it hammering away at the computers.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:55, Reply)

hammering wanking.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Pfft I mean young kids who barely know what genitals are
Their parents use the library as a creche while they fuck off to the yummy mummy cafe up the road
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:16, Reply)

fuck off to fuck the cafe up the road
.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:19, Reply)

you can't fuck a cafe.
...can you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I have a friend who tried.
He got tossed out for interfering with the cream cakes.

*Ninja edit*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:25, Reply)

huh huh
tossed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:52, Reply)

we could all work together to help write your essay
like consequences, a sentence at a time each
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:00, Reply)

I'm sure that would work really well. You start.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:01, Reply)

what's the subject?
A good start would be something like:

"considering the wealth of comment on the subject, it would be beyond the scope of this essay to commence with a full discussion of felching techniques, however, there is little written on the cultural impact that felching has had on our society and the people upon whom it has been performed"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:04, Reply)

the last line of my MA thesis was:
"A side salad of humour with your cultural theories, madam? Yes please, and with a vinaigrette of fantasy, if I may."

I think I went mad shortly before the end
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Working from bed with a laptop's totally the way to go
I wrote a whole essay from there today. But then again, I haven't actually left the house in 2 days. My opinion may not be balanced at this point.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:04, Reply)

i love
writing essays, but I only do softy basket weaving subjects
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:08, Reply)

A tip:
Don't take electives about things you aren't even slightly interested in. Writing the essays for them is not good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:17, Reply)

OK what's the subject
we can help write yours too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:19, Reply)

It was about supply chain management
But it's done now. Monumental effort it took, but good to get it out of the way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:34, Reply)

wow
that does sound dull

did you manage to quote anything interesting and unrelated to the subject? Or get a rude phrase/pun worked into it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Not so much
Did manage a few good old cliches though. I would have put more fun stuff in if I cared.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:40, Reply)

you've got to spend money
to make an omlette

a cliche if ever I heard one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:53, Reply)