CDs in general. Some CDs more so than others, mind....
Remember when they came out?

'Oooh you can spread jam on them and they'll still play - they're amazing!!!!!'

No they are fucking not. They're total shit and worst ripoff ever foisted on the long-suffering public by the music industry. Illegal downloads are just karmic payback, you utter cunts...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

One day you'll get so angry that
your entire head, brain and all, will explode all over your keyboard in a great big bloody mess... we will know when this day has arrived by your lack of a response when someone mentions David Bowie.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Remember the alien chap in Men in Black.
He get's his head blown off and grows another one.

That's how I see Monty.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I think you might be right there
Mont probably would grow another head and it's first words would be 'BOWIEEEEEEEEEEE'.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

The thing is, in my daily life
I'm genuinely not known for being an angry miserablist. You poor buggers get it all. I'm sorry, I really am.


*paints a picture of a lovely rainbow*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Aww a lovely rainbow
that's nice!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)

What's the red made of though?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Good point
*ponders*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

'Blood of Bowie'
Would be it's name if it were a paint.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Ha! Beat me to it!
Damn you, 'working for a living'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

As opposed to
'lying on bed, pretending to do work.'
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

the blood of David Bowie
extracted from his eye with a screwdriver.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I'm surprised they've hung about as long as they have
The minidisc certainly got killed off quickly enough once the mp3 started to grow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

They have no merit whatsoever
They sound shit.
They look shit.
The sleeves are too fucking small.
They scratch really, really easily.


....but hey! They cost 0.000001p each to make, unlike records.

BRILLIANT!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I loved my minidisc player
It was indestructible, no matter how many times I trod on it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)