*Plays Star Man to jolt Monty back into the real world*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Now, that's WELL below the belt.
Are you trying to drive him over the edge?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:34, Reply)

No, no
If I wanted to do that I'd play something from his later years, like 'Absolute Beginners' or 'Dancing in the Streets'. Or perhaps that rendition of the Lords Prayer he did at Live Aid, or whatever it was.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Fuck, that's nasty!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)

*is a broken shadow of former self*
Big Issue mate? Spare change?

Oh yeah, we've all got stories, out here on the streets. Some pivotal moment where it all went wrong.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)

My humblest apologies, Monty old bean.
Gaz the mods, have me banned now, for I have monumentally fucked up on line. No naughty step for me. It's straight to the retirement home for ex b3tans.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:41, Reply)

*doesn't even recognise DG now*
I'm just tryin' to get some money together to get into a Night Shelter mate.

Monty? I used to know someone called Monty. I fink....

*coughs alarmingly*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:47, Reply)

come now chap
move along. we don't want your kind lurking around here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:55, Reply)

RAAAAAAAAAAARGH
You fuggin' bastah....

*lunges crazily at Vipros*


GERROFF ME YA BASTAH!

*stinks*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I didn't want it to come to this
but you've become a danger to yourself and others

we're going to have to have you shaved, sterilised and destroyed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:05, Reply)

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE DG!
I'm leaving your lamb chops in the shop!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)