So you dislike me do you, you cuntbag???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shall we smite his soul for his sins?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

SMITE HIM!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I'll let you off
I have my reasons though.

The bloke above me at uni is a Scouser, and he's the biggest cunt in the world thanks to his taste in music.

He's a six foot three stereotypical lanky power nerd, nothing wrong with that, but when he starts playing Puff Daddy's "Bad Boys for Life", Lemar's "If there's any justice in the world", Papa Roach's "Last Resort" and everyone's favourite Limp Bizkit track "Keep Rolling" at ridiculous times of day a switch goes in my head and I curse all things Merseyside related. He's had Keep Rolling on at deafening volumes at seven on a Sunday morning before.

That along with me and a friend being chased by a load of Everton fans is the sum total of my experience of Scousers. So as much as I try not to generalise I'm not Liverpool's biggest fan.

I'm sure you're just lovely, though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

A black man shoved me into a wall once...
Now stop, let the love wash over you.
I am fucking lovely jubbly and I'm scouse, so there.
I made a red-haired chef smile mid-rant once, so don't doubt my skillz ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I'll try
I've just realised I have met a nice Scouser before so I'll take your word for it. Your internet self seems friendly enough so I'm sure the real you is too.

Now my Zen better hurry up and charge, I can't sit indoors much longer or I'll top myself. I'm going to hit myself with a frying pan if I'm overcome with sadness again this morning. When did I turn into such a soft cunt.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

It'll pass
I go soft now and again, but then I get a big frost around me with icicles on and nothing shall penetrate. I'm in the turning to frost stage right now. I'm relieved that I still have the ability, so I bet you do too kid.
Grrr.

Zen Mosaic?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Zen X-Fi
It's amazing, and the size of a credit card. Plus Noel Edmonds is my background which cheers me up endlessly, he's a national icon you know.

I'm very much stuck in a rut at the moment, I love Newcastle more than life itself, but at the moment there's nothing I want to do less than go back up to uni. I just want to stay indoors and do bugger all. I'd laugh if I wasn't such a saddo!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Are you at parents' house?
Because one can regress slightly after prolonged periods' with the folks.
Go back up to uni and get TOTALLY involved in something.
I am givin you advice I never took...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I am indeed
It hasn't helped that my best mate got booted out from said uni last month. I need to get back up there and back amongst it all, I love university but I really cannot be arsed at present. To do anything.

I've made the decision just now that I'm going round the missus' tomorrow or Sunday to tell her how I feel. I'm a stubborn cunt but I'm not going to let petty shite ruin things. I think she's perfect and could quite happily spend the rest of my life with her. I won't let things slip away so soon after getting to where I want to be.

I feel better for writing that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Woah, award for bravery.
Tell her exactly like that, like you described there ^.
She'll eithersay that the petty things DO matter (in which case you'll know one way or another) or she'll be really chuffed and impressed and she'll totally agree with you.
It saves all the pining and wondering and worrying!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

That's what's killing me
I don't know how much longer I can sit around and think about it. I need to get out but I'm absolutely potless, the warehouse party in Bethnel Green last week really has done a number on my finances.

And I've already started to shit myself at the thought of going round. Christ what have I agreed to do. Not backing out this time though.

Thanks for the kind words.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:04, Reply)

No worries
Hope it works out, however you decide to tackle it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:07, Reply)