hmmm......I don't have a griddle pan, don't drink real ale, or have a beard
but I occasionally wear men's cologne as it smells omfg good, does this mean anything at all?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*thinks*
i think it means... we all like big willies.

i think.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Well we don't like small ones
and I quite like a bit of L'Eau D'Issey, but I reckon that's because it's too girly for men.
No, wait... it's too orangey for crows is what I meant.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:10, Reply)

i'll be your dog

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:37, Reply)

ruff ruff ruff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)

aroo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)

i bought myself
a cheeky gift set of that yesterday, deodorant and everyfink. the ladies stuff is quite lovely too. sprayed on a hairy tit, it would be irresistable

was gonna treat myself to some jo malone again, but it is very pricey.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:16, Reply)

hmm....it's a good point

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:33, Reply)

ive got two cracking points, but in all seriousness, its always about big willies

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:37, Reply)

it's always in the back of my head

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)

how'd they get there? :\\\

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:44, Reply)

meeeeeeemoriiiiies of the way we uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused to beeeee

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:47, Reply)

get. down. boogie oogie oogie.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Thing is though, the whole point of cologne (or one of the main ones), is to make you smell attractive to the oppersite sex.
So really, guys like girls, and girls like guys.

So why don't blokes wear girls cologne all day long, and get a smell they like following them around. Doubles up for some hawt bisexual women action too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:12, Reply)

just time for one more before i sneak off for some gin. or vodka.
"oppersite" What the fuck does that mean? It looks like a retard's spelling of "opposite", god, you're so thick.

glass houses, mate.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Good thing you didn't take that jib personally.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)

whys it chasing you around threads?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I took the piss out of one of it's spellings the other day, people laughed, he got pissy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)

haha is that it? fucking hell

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:19, Reply)

so you think i gazzed a mod over this althegeordie bullshit do you?
you'd be wrong there.

nice picture btw.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:53, Reply)

FUCK OFF.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:42, Reply)

you cunting spunker

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:43, Reply)

haha its such a tittie shitter

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I don't think we should feed it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:51, Reply)

aroo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I don't know, I'm fairly certain that I like men wearing men's cologne better than a woman wearing it
it's intrinsically male, men's natural musk mixed with a good smelling cologne and oooohhh boy....I think I need a lie down....
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:35, Reply)