Send me a picture of her tits and I'll give you an honest critique.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hhaha, they're small
but not flat.
They're small, round, juicy and pale.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I don't really like fake boobs.
I can generally tell the fakes when they're out too. I pay far too much attention to porn.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I don't like fake ones personally.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I'd go so far as to say they turn me off.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I felt some and they were like rocks
Not like firm boobs, but like footballs.
That was years ago though. I think they're softer nowadays.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:32, Reply)

the only women that say that their false tits feel soft are the ones that had nowt in the first place
but fake tits would be softer than feeling fucking breastbone innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Hhahahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)

They don't look very malleable.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Tell her to MTFU and remember when she's 60, they'll be around her knees whatever size they are.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:28, Reply)

I've tried, but have to be polite because the others with the big fake'uns are also on her FB
My other cousin is currently saying "best thing I ever did and if I get the money I'll be making them bigger".
So I said
"Yours look just about natural right now, so don't be making them look all pretend. Let's celebrate our jubblies and be glad they're healthy *twirls tassles*"
Hope I've helped haha.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

lolol

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Tell her they need moar bacons.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Nom

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

christ im like a woman possessed

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:32, Reply)