RGHT NOW
My cousin is asking Facebook whether she should get fake boobs.
Most messages are suggesting she should 'go for it' because it's 'the best thing I eva did x'.

I'm interested to see if anybody says "Don't go cutting yourself open, love. Not unless you have to."

What would you tell her?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:16, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

id say save all your reddies for when theyre saggy and shit and then get the fucking lot done
when im old(er) im getting my tits padded out and my arse hoisted up and my face all ironed out and everything.

priorities innit.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)

When you're old you won't give a fuck
You'll be guarding the jukebox and nomming ribs day and night.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:19, Reply)

i dunno what birds bother with it all for when theyre young and attractive
im totally waiting until im at least 50-odd.

dont bring the ribs in to this :(((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Oh yeah shit soz
Yeah my cousin, she's not my cup of tea but she's slim and blonde and she has twinkly eyes and lovely teeth and a smiley face. Men have always looked at her since we were young gals.
But seeing as all the other cousins, and her mates, are all getting balloons put in, she feels she ought to.
I tried to tell her she was perfect once, and she said "easy for you to say" cos mine are biggish, but now she isn't even arguing, I honestly don't think she wants it done.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Being able to lick your own nipple is not all it's cracked up to be.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:21, Reply)

does that involve folding?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:23, Reply)

More like squishing.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:24, Reply)

cor

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I am now thinking of cracked nipples...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Noooooooo!
*applies cream to blouse's babies*
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)

*twitches*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Sorry!
I forgot you were here.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Charming!
Recovered from New Year yet?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I have.
Looking forward to doing it all again at Tourette's bash next month. Can't you sell your daughter on Ebay and get some cash together to join us?
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Not with three days off work this week, no.
If it was around the corner I'd be tempted but it's fucking miles. Later in the year I should be a bit more mobile.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

No worries.
They'll be plenty more bashes.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Too right
I'm up for hadventures this year.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Me too!
But nothing involving jumping off a tall building with elastic tied around your ankles.

I was thinking more of the adventures where you end up in bed naked with elastic tied around your ankles.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Sounds like my kind of night
I'll bring the rope ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I'll bring the mucky DVD : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Like you need a DVD for inspiration
you dirty cow!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:11, Reply)

speak for yourself, missy

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:32, Reply)

just tell her
to get a better bra

much cheaper
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Send me a picture of her tits and I'll give you an honest critique.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Hhaha, they're small
but not flat.
They're small, round, juicy and pale.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I don't really like fake boobs.
I can generally tell the fakes when they're out too. I pay far too much attention to porn.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I don't like fake ones personally.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I'd go so far as to say they turn me off.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I felt some and they were like rocks
Not like firm boobs, but like footballs.
That was years ago though. I think they're softer nowadays.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:32, Reply)

the only women that say that their false tits feel soft are the ones that had nowt in the first place
but fake tits would be softer than feeling fucking breastbone innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Hhahahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)

They don't look very malleable.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Tell her to MTFU and remember when she's 60, they'll be around her knees whatever size they are.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:28, Reply)

I've tried, but have to be polite because the others with the big fake'uns are also on her FB
My other cousin is currently saying "best thing I ever did and if I get the money I'll be making them bigger".
So I said
"Yours look just about natural right now, so don't be making them look all pretend. Let's celebrate our jubblies and be glad they're healthy *twirls tassles*"
Hope I've helped haha.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

lolol

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Tell her they need moar bacons.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Nom

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

christ im like a woman possessed

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:32, Reply)

it really depends, as you said, she's thinking about it because her friends are doing it
which is natural, I'd tell her not to
if it were to advance her career in modelling/porn I'd say go for it, get the inflatable so you can adjust as needed
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:33, Reply)

She has three kids and a husband and works as a secretary
The wildest her life gets is going to see Hannah Montana
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Then what is she doing spending money on something as stupid as fake boobs when she has kids.
Disney land FFs.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:38, Reply)

They're loaded
and I dunno what's worse, Disney or silicon!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

they need a ball pool

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Kill two birds with one stone!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

then tell her to quit being such a ninny
if she isn't planning on noshing her boss there's no need for implants
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I once noshed my ex boss's son and I didn't need implants.
Edit - did need my head examining though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I noshed my boss' ex
whoops
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I snogged my boss's bird
and it was before my tits grew big.

(she wasn;t her bird at the time. I don't piss on other people's doorsteps)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Did somebody mention breasts?
Where's broadsword when you need her?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:57, Reply)

if she's fuckwitted enough to ask facebook
and put stock in the answers she gets, then let her live her life in the manner of her own choosing
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Well yeah but it's been fun reading it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 7:31, Reply)

NO. She should NOT do it.
Fake tits don't feel right, cause scar tissue to form (which hurts, I'm told), and usually result in cut nerves, which means that they're numb. Taking away the erotic sensations from them just so they'll be bigger? HELL NO.

As a man I'll say: it doesn't matter if they sag or whatever, as long as they feel natural and she can feel them. For me, at least, fake ones are a big turn-off.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I saw some that had gone wrong once.
They looked a bit like pentagons.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 7:32, Reply)

tell her
to drink more beer, it works.
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 3:20, Reply)

This does work
and wine, actually.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 7:30, Reply)

If she wears silicon 'chicken fillets' in her bra for 3 months
To see what it's like, and she still wants to after then, at least she's delayed the decision and had a trial run. They are available from La Sensa, Marks and Spencers etc and you can gauge people's reactions without paying for expensive surgery.

/tried this for the summer holidays.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I think she does that for nights out
She doesn't really need to.
I suppose you should do what makes you happy. But I used to have small boobs and just got on with it. When they got big I was distraught, but now I love them. I think you should just make the most of what you have.
Surgery is still dangerous, even though it's a common procedure. To do that through choice, and not because your health is at risk just seems odd to me. And it's got to be a very good job to make sure that after all that they don't look really false.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I live in Wales part of the year
So people hadn't seen me in months and couldn't prove that I hadn't had a boob job whilst in the pool. :D
I don't want unnecessary surgery, but it's fun to pretend to be Dolly Parton-esque with 32E filling.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Aren't you scared they'll fall out?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I think there's something of the
Trades Descriptions Act about those things.


Fraud I tell you, FRAUD!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Reading this thread
has me firmly grasping my own jubblies in content appreciation.

They were never big, until I met the Fella. Either they grew in proportion to how much he loves playing with them, or it was the fact that he was a chef when I met him and I put two and a half stone on to my previously undernourished frame... I grew an inch taller too, which I attribute to him being 6ft5 and I have to stretch up quite a lot.
Either way, I do love my nawks. All DD of them. *squeezes"
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Tits!
Crikey
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Crikey indeed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

It's ...
... your cousins decision.

The procedure is very safe and the implants themselves are safe but it's up to her.

Personally (despite being a chap) I wouldn't, but it comes down to personal taste. No pun intended.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 21:56, Reply)