Daft Tattoos
Anyone got any tales?

I ask because I've just been woken up by a mate at uni, I'd be angry normally, but he informs me another mate got 'FREE MARLON KING' emblazoned on his body whilst under the influence last night. He hasn't woken up yet, I bet that'll be fun when he does.
Marlon King, for those who are unaware, is a recently disgraced footballer jailed for assaulting a woman in a nightclub. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8332029.stm

I'm going to die from laughing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 8:12, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh my good lord
My dad has a blob with legs on his calf. It was supposed to be a beetle, because he liked the Beatles. His mate did it with a pen and a needle or something.
There's also a blue dot on his wrist. It was going to say something but he woke up from drunkenness and objected to the pain.

His cousin had 'George' in the style of an ID bracelet on her wrist because she used to go out with George Harrison. She was in the local newspaper with her new fiance looking at her tattoo in a mock-aggrieved fashion. She never got it removed though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 9:17, Reply)

ive been told my tramp stamp looks exactly like the millenium falcon.
its not the millenium falcon.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Is it the Wu-Tang symbol?
That would be awesome.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)

what im going to do now right, is not divulge and be all enigmatic and shit
and not because the actual tattoo is so much uncooler

i wriggled, it hurt, it jogged him. its just not as defined at the top as it could be. sad times
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

It'd be so cool
If it was the Millennium Falcon

(It can do the Kessel run in under three parsecs...)
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)

haha you utter geek
i pretend anyway, if they say oh man is that the millenium falcon i smile and change the subject. THATS how cool i am
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Geek?
I'm not the one with Han Solo's ship tattoed on my back, missy...haha
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 3:21, Reply)

Dance for me, go on. Oh you were! I thought you were having a spaz attack..... Doofus.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That's one of the stoopidest drunken tales I've ever heard
The tattooist must have no morals.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I must have told this one before
but a friend of mine has a giant VII on his shoulder after getting drunk and declaring his love for final fantasy 7
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I have "chips and gravy"
tattooed on my shoulder in Chinese. Deliberately :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Now THAT is skill

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)