you wont need one of them when youre married, its customary to let yourself go and that
she'll stop shaving her minge and you'll put a few fucking stone on
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I will do this.
For sure. I stink right now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:30, Reply)

just rub yourself down with a vinegar soaked rag on a stick, job fucking done

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Mmmmm
Fresh as a daisy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Yeah', but you gotta watch the frying pan, and I want my dinner on the plate at 7:30, and not a minute later... and I ain't missin' 'ollyoaks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)

i dunno what youre telling me for, im fucked if im joining you

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:33, Reply)

You could be his mistress
a husband needs a mistress.
Someone's gotta have sex with him
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:34, Reply)

this is where i stop loving you

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:36, Reply)

ALright, I'll sleep with him
you can do the housework
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)

he's got a woman for that you know
gosh i guess i'll just have to stay in my lovely flat with my quiet neighbours and double bed with memory mattress and heating on all year round and that

:(((((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Fancy a bit of extra-marital?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:41, Reply)

just ditch the cunt and come live with me

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Woo!
We can wear kneestickles and watch Poirot in the tropical heat of your flat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:47, Reply)

we will never need OUT again!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Right, I'm just going to get a bath
I was going to offer to leave you my water, but seeing as you have constant hot water there's no need.
I'll know this joy too when I live in That London with you.

Miss you already!!

SORRY GONZ, I'M BACK ON THE MINGE
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:54, Reply)

LOVE YOU MISS YOU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Can I just say, now this subthread has concluded, that it contains EVERYTHING I could possibly want in a subthread.
Good work girls !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:00, Reply)

With complimentary indian man standing outside on the front lawn holding a boombox playing "Bleeding Love" at full volumn.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:42, Reply)

haha yer but you have to live with mongs
i get to mince around, leaving piles of clothes where they fall, playing the ps3 in my pants on the sofa or on the toilet or anywhere i like really.

gutttttttted
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Mong 1 on the way, Mong 2 with a foot out the door.
Monggyness of 3&4 are yet to be determined.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:50, Reply)

everyones a mong, its where you pick them up from ;)

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:52, Reply)

So you only need to be told once? PERFECT !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)