My grant has just come through
I am going to drink and drug myself into a massive, massive, massive, massive hole.

If anyone sees two idiots around Soho wearing sombreros (my friend is going to buy us sombreros to cheer me up) in about three hours time, be sure to give us a wave. We might not wave back as we'll be in our own little world.

Man enough for you sir?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aw drugs man
Mind yourself. Good work on he sombreros though!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:10, Reply)

I'm not proud of my drug use.
But what I am proud of is that I've never had a comedown. Ever.

Famous last words I know. I am just about to reply to your message, by the way. Thanks again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:16, Reply)

NO worries dude.
Still be careful. I don't like dem druughz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:17, Reply)

The sombrero stakes have just been raised
We have decided whoever takes off their sombrero first has to get a (yet to be decided) Alan Partridge tattoo on their leg. It's without a doubt the stupidest thing I have ever agreed to do, but it has put me in a slightly better mood and I feel slightly less like absolute shite.

If it's me I think I'm going to have "Yes, it's an extender" or "Alan's Deep Bath - sponsored by Dettol".

Wish me luck.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Compromise and get a tungsten-tipped screw tattooed on your finger

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Or a cheese head screw

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Oozing with testosterone
Weill done Bazza, be sure to be covererd in sick by lunchtime.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:12, Reply)

Shurrup ya German

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:13, Reply)

I am not a member of the master race.
*Takes gloves off*
*Realises they are sewn to the end of sleeves*
*Turns puce*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:17, Reply)

Houselol
EDIT Hausfraulol
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:18, Reply)

Ah, I see what I've done.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:19, Reply)