Nearly...
More smoochy than that...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

In that case they ALL start "deedle deedle deedle eeee"

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:47, Reply)

deedle eedle eedle eeee (etc),,,
Come on over here and lay by my side
I've got to be touching you.
Let me rub your tired shoulders
The way I used to doooooo


EDIT, you don't have to, obviously, but you can't get pregnant if you're already pregnant, know wa'am sayyyn? ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:53, Reply)

You can, actually
It's very rare but it has happened quite recently in the States.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:04, Reply)

IT WASN'T MEEEE
I haven't even got sperms right!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Are you sure they weren't just left hanging around after saturday night?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Saturday night I did not leave the house
Nor take any gentleman callers
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Did you get some by post?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:12, Reply)

My uncle offered me the money for that once
When he thought I was still a lesbian and thought I was pining for a baby.
He was wrong on both counts, but the fact that he was going to try and raise £1500 for me to get some jizz off a man on a moped really cheered me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:14, Reply)

If you give me £1500 I'll get you some
but I refuse to be named as the father.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Fuck off!
The little bastard will look like you and will keep stuffing maize snacks in my pockets while I'm trying to belt it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:16, Reply)