Right,
this is shit. Really shit.
I'll start with format:
ALL CAPS IS TOTAL GAY
You're allowed to swear on the internet so **** is pointless.
Linebreaks make me cry
small tags would make it almost readable, apart from the words.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

CAPS ARE GAY?
When did this happen?
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:42, Reply)

When you started coming on to them
in that bar the other night, they were confused at first, but after a few glasses of white wine they ended up back at yours "experimenting". But the next day they realised they were lying to themselves, they had done this before, but each time they pretended it was just the booze, but deep down they knew that they just didn't want to admit to themselves that they were homosexual.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Ah the sound of experience coming through there Al.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Didn't you get the
CAPS ARE GAY memo?

*ruffles around*

Here it is! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I probably threw it straight in the bin.
*rummages*
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Ah nuts
It is hard to keep up, there are quite a few of them floating around the place.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Seondly content:
no matter what Zoo has told you, you never actually have to prove you're a man, you either are one or your not. The whole premise of this list is retarded.
I was tempted to mock these all individually but it's really not worth the time or effort.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You're so metrosexual it scares me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I'm really not,
I just can't stand the lad culture that spawns this sort of illiterate shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)

^this
being a thick macho twat isn't a good thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Don't get me started on those WKD adverts.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

It's a joke list. Not a to do list for guys who are unaware how to behave.
PERSPECTIVE HERE PLEASE!


Yes it was the wrong place to post this but I hardly think he's advocating beating up women and hitting nails into his head for fun.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

What did I tell you about caps?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Ahem
she didn't read the memo
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'm slightly gay and proud of it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)