Is that because he likes to play tennis

horse ride, swim in the sea and jog all while he is on his period?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That and his love
of tight white shorts
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:19, Reply)

It's the way he comes across as a gay best friend. It's very non threatening.
Girls like it as he's a guy that won't hit on them, and guys like it as he's a best mate who understands women, but will never try and hit on their chick.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:20, Reply)

He's like the secret lemonade drinker...who rapes people in their own houses.
He's got the eyes of a pervert and the lips of an intruder.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)

anal intruder?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Every orifice you own plugged with all his fingers and winky.
He'd hold you like an over-drilled bowling ball.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:31, Reply)

*strike*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:32, Reply)

But those lips make me want to be a drop of saliva rolling off his tongue

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

He'd only use you to lubricate his haircut with one big lick.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:30, Reply)

That hair cut makes me want to be a head louse,
trapped in his greasy follicles of love.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I see you more of a crab
feeding off smegma and rolling around over the crusty terrain
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Does he get a camel toe?

Or a moose's hoof?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:20, Reply)