I insist you stop this incessant bullying of bud light. I love bud light with all my heart. I love it more than my best mate and my mum.
What do you insist we stop bullying?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:39, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

apparently I should stop
'bullying' the woman who had an affair with my husband. This makes me laugh. I made one rude picture of her and *happened* to get it to the top of google when you type in her name...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:47, Reply)

did you make a rude picture of your husband too?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:58, Reply)

no
i just stomped on his millenium falcon. Much more effective in that case
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:59, Reply)

doesn't seem like it
I imagine it'd be far more embarrassing to have a nasty picture of him floating through the internet
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:02, Reply)

he has little or no shame
about anything

destruction of star wars memorabilia works much better.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:03, Reply)

good on you
BREAK HIS SHIT
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:06, Reply)

was it a bit like the R&B sensation Mary J. Blige's video for the critically acclaimed film "Waiting to Exhale"?
Where she puts all of his designer clothes and shoes in his designer car and sets it on fire?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:12, Reply)

no
but it would be cool if I'd loaded a spaceship with them and blew *that* up.

it was more me in my size 8s stomping round the place breaking things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:15, Reply)

like his face?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:21, Reply)

:D
sometimes I'm not violent enough

i'm more for petty revenge
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:24, Reply)

oh god, you should've broken his nose
that's it, though
just gave it a good smashing
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:27, Reply)

turns out I'm too feeble
to even leave a bruise, which was a shame. He's good at avoiding punches
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:34, Reply)

"I wouldn't go to sleep if I were you"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:39, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:42, Reply)

you could play useless pranks on him
shaving cream under door handles, clear tape across door entries, setting his couch on fire
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:44, Reply)

it's trickier now I've moved out
but I have a distress flare and he has a letterbox
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:45, Reply)

i did have a plan for her
post fish fingers to her with no postage/not enough postage. When it gets to her THEY WILL REALLY SMELL HAHHAHAHHAHA!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:47, Reply)

haha gross

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Cat food under the bonnit of his car or behind his radiator.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Are you a peadofile?
It's just that, I thought only boys have that sort of thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:20, Reply)

old geeks
have them too

well, they did
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:21, Reply)

Ahh, the "Manchild", a perfect get-out clause.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:36, Reply)

there isn't a court in the land
that would convict me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:39, Reply)

your probably right

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:50, Reply)

I don't know how you can live with yourself, you're a monster !
Crushing a man's limited edition mellenium falkon !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:50, Reply)

HAHHAHHAHAHHAA!
/evil laugh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:51, Reply)

I bet you took the "Figurines" (which are not 'toys', definatly not toys, LIMMITED EDITION !!!) out of the packagaing too.
And scuffed the Panini trading-cards.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:53, Reply)

i tore up
the magic the gathering cards

unfortunately, I'm not enough of a geek to spot the 'rares' and only tore up 'commons'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:54, Reply)

there is hope

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:02, Reply)

What about the 'shineys' ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Monty
All the Bowie taunts have left him a nervous, dribbling wreck with vagrant tendencies, poor chap.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:54, Reply)

has bowie
been bullying him?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:55, Reply)

No
Just most of the /OT contingent...

Truth be known I'm one of the worst offenders, I think
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:57, Reply)

but isnt he a terrible cunt according to his sig?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:47, Reply)

I think you're thinking of blaireau69

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:04, Reply)

I'm fairly certain I've never bullied Monty.
You on the other hand should be ashamed of yourself.
Ten lashings.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Yes miss.
Thank you miss.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:07, Reply)