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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Everyone on my floor at uni is a cunt, some are even foreign. In Newcastle. I know, I couldn't believe it either. There was no mention of them in the brochure.
But yeah I don't flush my poos as revenge. If they want to be twats (I've been moaned at because I don't leave to go out for the night until about half ten usually, and I wake those staying in), then they can smell my poo. I also have the hairiest arse in the world, so sometimes there's the added bonus of a few of them wandering onto the seat. I really cannot emphasise how every last person on my floor is an idiot so don't have a go at me. I might start taking responsibility for it and threaten that it will only get worse until I'm moved to different halls. I'd be like a freedom fighter.
So go nuts, be proud of your work. I am.
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Get a length of dirty spine, freeze it, then take it back into the toilet and shape it into a cock and leave it on the cistern.
Alternatively use it as a dildo!
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Indeed a dirty protest. You should start eating the most revolting combination of brussel sprouts, beans, pulses etc to get the most potent excrement.
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)
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