Work shits
are the best of all the shits.

Because you don't pay for the bog roll, and you can take five minutes out of your work day.

What's not to like? Be proud. Announce where you're going.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you are basically
being paid to shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Indeed.
I must calculate my shit-related earnings sometime!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I've just done a quick order-of-magnitude sum
and I've earned about £4700 while on the shitter over my working life.

I feel another pound or two coming on right now actually!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)

i'm in the
wrong business
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)

That's gross earnings of course
Tax and NI has to be deducted from it. But even so, I was quite pleasantly surprised.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Did you include
the amount saved by not using your own toilet roll?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)

No.
Good point. I'm guessing I'd have saved a few pence per shite.

So that's over £100!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Not for the first time.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I'm being paid to surf b3ta

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)