I could always reinforce the lesson
with a savage beating, if you like?
That works for some people, I've heard: halfwits, simpletons and so on...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

savage beating you say..... ummmmm, interesting idea
I think you could try it that way, see what happens.
( jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

OK - meet you in the B3ta car park in 5 minutes.
I'll be the Charles I looking fellow holding a plank with a nail through it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

ok
see you soon
( jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

haha.
Oh dear...

Psst. Jenpots is a certified Ninja and could quite easily kick your arse. She is one of the few b3tans I'd genuinely not fuck with in real life.

But on the other hand. Did you just threaten to beat up a woman you fucking retard? Get a grip eh, what's next? Chain her to the cooker? You're a human wankstain.

Also, learn to use a comma properly before you try to comment on others posts. You've used two of the fuckers incorrectly in that post.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)

yes, he was actually suggesting that he was going to give her a savage beating
well done

you're getting right into the spirit of internet white-knighting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Don't feel you have to use any punctuation or capitals there.
I love reading posts that look like they've been written by the remedial class muppets.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)

He is Vipros
and as such has no need for these things that you mention.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Full stops would have been superfluous given the nature of the phrases I used
I used a comma appropriately

I also don't think that this is a formal enough environment that the use of capital letters really matters

However, you have neatly deflected the main thrust of my post, which was about how you are a colossal helmet who did a nice bit of taking the internet as it's written and hard-manning, albeit by making him aware of jenpots mad martial arts skillz (full stop)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Yes.
Words on the internet make me look well hard.
In fact, Montys post is a prime example of how that works.

Though quite how I can be the "internet hardman" without actually making any threats is quite beyond me...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I was going to put hard-manning-by proxy
but thought better of it. should have stuck with the original plan.

words used aside, your post had clear intent and unfortunately no matter how much you protest, you are now, and will always be, a big spastic.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

My mum told me if I rush to internet maidens rescue they would let me play with their cats or something...
She usually cries when she says this and mutters stuff about it being her only chance for grandkids. I'm not quite sure how I go from pets to kids but if there's a chance it gets me out of the basement for a while I'm all for it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

at least you are doing it for the right reasons
hang in there, there'll be some large-breasted internet woman for you somewhere.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Oh dear!
He must get eaten alive on /talk.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)

If I knew what this meant I'd probably write something funny here.
:/
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Oh wait.
I think it's a reference to his terrible punctuation and the pendants on /talk.

Meh, /talks not as strict as it used to be. I get away with it all the time.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I should hope so
with things like pendants ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Is that only a /talk term?
I thought "pendants" was b3ta-wide?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I've not seen it before, but I may have dismissed it as a mistake
it's certainly not common on here though, and given the amount of pedantry that happens here I'm sure I'd know about it if it was!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I really wish I could click "reply" instead of "I like this"... Bloody QOTW'ers with their dodgy buttons in queer places.
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=pendants
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

well I never
I'd never noticed the buttons were the wrong way round. The I like this button on here has only recently actually done anything anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

What a monumental gaylord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

He's stupid, not ignorant.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Going to have to disagree with you there.
See sig for more details.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

He is charming though.
Like a dog who's sick on your favourite boots but looks up at you with those eyes and his little waggy tail and you can't kick him, mostly because there's puke on your shoes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)

HAHAHA!!!
You're funny
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I try.
NO really... I really do try. *sigh*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I lied
You are more 'mildy amusing' but with practise you could become a comedy genius.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I'm /talks equivalent of Michael McIntyre.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I like him
I suspect I'm alone in my liking though.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

To be fair so do I.
But he's an easy target cos of all the haters innit?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I would have answered and continued in conversation but....
You ruined everything by typing 'innit'
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I was trying to be "down with the massive" or whatever the kids are doing nowadays :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

That, is a vicious slur against anybodys name,
internet or otherwise. If I could choke just one person to death, per day, for a whole year, he would have been the first. Then Ainsley Harriot the day after.

Then I would have to think about it for a bit.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

As long as Jordan, Pete Docherty and that tit from N-dubs, who can't wear a hat, are in there you're fine.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

awwww now you spoilt it.
also thanks for the white-knighting, made me feel all squidgy.
( jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I only called him some names.
Plus bullying you is MY job.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

well you try to
you're a little rubbish at it :oP
( jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Bah :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I'm all squidgy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

*pokes*
so you are!
( jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:56, Reply)

The Dr can give you pills for that.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)

You are a Deacon of Biblical proportions.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Oh come on! You can do better than that.
That was a rubbish insult. You should be ashamed of yourself!
( jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

20 fucking minutes man.
And that's what you came up with?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I was so
disappointed I did a little cry.
( jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Shut up you weak-bladdered, gin-soaked cock goblin.
See, it's not that hard.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I'm going to hit you

( jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

It was just an example!!!!
Anyway. I know you'd totally kiss me better afterward.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)

yeah, probably
I'm a bit soft like that.
( jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I have a job.
Shocking, isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)

from the man who brought us such Wildean classics
as 'human wankstain', this is serious criticism and shall be treated as such.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)