Stupid mobiles
Don't you just hate getting a missed call with no number as the contact? reception at work is a bit flaky so sometimes never rings, which is all wonderfully helpful to find out who and what it's all about, I must get two or three a week!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:07, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Somebody could be writing your number on public toilet walls.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:10, Reply)

you mean
somebody else?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Yep someone else.
This is a shit list, it hasn't even got the episode where Marge becomes a police woman.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8449416.stm
Yet another example of the bbc dumbing down.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:18, Reply)

meh
Don't really watch it, hate Sky tv and the fact that the BBC / Channel 4 have been recycling the same 50 or so episodes for the last 10 years has killed any interest I had in it.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Dave is in danger of doing this to QI for me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Sometimes
you just gotta cut loose and melt into a Fred Dibnah weekend marathon, or even 10 episodes straight, of Keith Floyd on whatever he is on.

Had to laugh the other night when he was adding saffron to a dish and he said it was even more expensive that certain 'unnamed substances', and carried on with a smirk on his face.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:33, Reply)

fucking LOVE that guy.
Dibnah, however, leaves me stone cold I'm afraid. Too much of the 'ee-up, Tetley tea, professional northerner' about him for my rarified tastes. I'm a frightful snob, which is the real problem.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I have the same problem
fucking professional northerners. like peter and vernon kay(e).

cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:48, Reply)

*sadface*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Vernon Kay performs the valuable function
of giving hope to all the other mentally handicapped people out there, that they too can function in society, almost like a person of normal cranial capacity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I've real soft spot for the old cunt
Since i watched his original documentary about 15 years ago. I found his devil-may-care attitude to climbing and demolishing 200 foot chimneys was refreshing and hugely entertaining.

Then his candid and throwaway discussions with complete strangers about the 'cancer in me prostate, y'know', was disarming and poignant.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Friends.
That SHIT American sitcom, how many times can Channel 4, E4, More 4, etc air this garbage. It seems as if it's been on every day for the past 15 years. Oh yeah, it has.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

It doesn't matter HOW many times it is on.
I have never seen it, nor will I. I have seen people go slack jawed when i tell them I've never ever seen an episode of Friends.

ARSEHOLES
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I blame that horrible programme,
for over priced coffee bars. Two quid for a brew? Piss off.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I blame that programme
for the recent earthquake in Haiti. The gormless, talentless cunts.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:45, Reply)

'I like this'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:46, Reply)

TIGHT JEANS, DOUBLE DEES, MAKES A MAN GO *phwit-phwoo*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I like that song.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:35, Reply)

The original is shit
but now when Miss Perry goes "cuz eeeeeye juss set them uhp, just set them uhp".
Yeah.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Katy Perry has nice boobs.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)

The second best boobs in the whole world

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah, Salma Hayek's, are better.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:40, Reply)

They're bigger
but not as pale.
Kelly Brook's are lovely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Tanned boobs can be nice too.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:47, Reply)

true
but despite being thick as two short planks Kelly Brook is basically perfect
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:49, Reply)

You could gag her
Then she would be 100% perfect
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I'd fucking gag her

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Beautiful!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Hmmmmm
There is a joke in there somewhere, i just, can't, quite, see it.



*gag*
*gag*
*gag*


*squirt*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I figure if it was important,
whoever tried calling would leave a message. With their number. Is it just me? Even if I call a friend who I know has my number, I always leave it on a voicemail if they don't pick up.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:30, Reply)