*Copy'n'paste*
I do hope you're not actually suggesting what I think you're saying.
That BGB is the kind of monster that would put on her Size 10 Doctor Martins, and find her cat, lour it in with something she believes the cat wants (but something she's prepaired to give, unlike 'love' and 'affection'), and then when she's got hold of the cat, reveals the shiney silver duct tape. Then use this tape to tape the cat to the floor, as the cat resides itself to another night of torture (the cat is thinking at this point "What did I do wrong?" and the awnser is "be a cat"). Then BGB lifts her legs up high, her knee is almost touching her stomach with the height of her limited edition size 10 doctor martins, and she brings it down with furry, shouting at the poor innocent kitty at the top of her voice, not with any words, but a mash of swares that only she can understand. She brings her size 10 doctor martins down on the kitty's paw again and again, until eventually she is exorsted, and the cat's paws are broken. She the whipes off the blood on the fir of the obliterated cat, satisfied that the lesson is taught, the lesson of "Don't be a cat" to the cat, alas, one it'll never learn.

I do hope you're not suggesting that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's the worst spelling of lure I ever did see
Unless it's a typo and it's meant to say flour. Flouring a cat is mean. Although relative to the rest of the post it's probably not that mean.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I quite liked...
...'exorsted'.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)