"-0.5 Never being able to have nice photos taken of me"= "ugly"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"I always look awful in photos"
that's because you look awful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

"The camera adds 10 pounds"=
"the chips add the other 190"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)

one of the few genuinely funny moments in Friends
old video of fat Monica is playing
people are mocking her
Monica "shut up! the camera adds 10 pounds!"
Chandler "how many were on you?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

There's plenty of funny moments from friends.
They're just not funny the 17th time you've seen them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I don't understand why certain programs get repeated so much
Friends is obviously the main culprit, but not far behind is the Fresh Prince, which until a couple of years ago had been on seemingly non-stop for 20 years
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

thats why my momma got scared

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I reckon they negotiate a flat fee for showing any episodes any number of times
So they just go around and around and around.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)

That is true
I am fookin ugly, although my comment was mainly aimed at the fact I am incapable of smiling without looking a tit.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C

See what I mean?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

that is quite the stare in Exhibit A
I have this habit of being caught mid-laugh so I look like Leonidas shouting "Sparta"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

it's because people shy away from cameras and instead of just opening their eyes and smiling
they dodge and duck and pull faces like a mong...even an ugly person can have a lovely photo of themselves, I'm proof. Ha.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I tried the 'looking into the camera and smiling' trick once
didn't work. I'm not ugly, but I'm really unphotogenic. I have a thousand yard stare
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)

try it more often, soften your features, relax a bit

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Thanks
I went on a cull of my facebook photos just now, to see if I could find a good photo. But the only nice one is where I had unwisely streaked my hair green for a gig
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

don't look at the camera until the last fraction of a second
relax your face, then just before the photo is taken look up and smile
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)