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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just found out why Al hasn't been around
Video Evidence
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:40, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
He still looks well which is reassuring.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)
And he seems to be enjoying himself.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Al is easily amused though
and with his new arms he can wank, read the paper and open a can of larger all at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Who is this "Al" of whom you speak?
Is he someone special?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Oh he's very very special.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I thought so.
Special people make the world go round, I hear.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:50, Reply)
In that case,
Al is so special he's practically the earth's axis.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Nah
just some fake geordie cunt
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Fake Geordie?
Like Mark Knopfler, perhaps?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:51, Reply)
He is special
But more in the way that the kid who has to wear gloves and a helmet the whole time is special.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:20, Reply)
I don't know what this is.
Hello
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:55, Reply)
This is the 'let's all poke fun at Althegeordie thread while he's away skiing'.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:01, Reply)
In all fairness
this is probably one of many

QI is on now though so I'm off toodle pip pip!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:02, Reply)

skiing hiding in people's sofas and perving on their girlfriends
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Oh right.
I thought you lot were all nice, like some sort of autistic hippy commune.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Oi! less of the hippy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Fine.
An autistic alcoholic commune.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:06, Reply)
That's more like it.
I'm off to bed. My medication is kicking in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Goodnight, softer internet

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:11, Reply)
We're simple folks
Especially the 'merkins when they appear.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:19, Reply)

skiing locked in his shed, fucking his bike
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 23:53, Reply)
I don't even own a lobster.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 23:39, Reply)
you can't like own a lobster man
they are free spirits. don't constrain them
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:02, Reply)

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