You know
it's got to the point where your constant mention of drug taking makes you sound like a sad pathetic old man who is desperately trying to retain a slither of his childhood by getting stonned.

I'm going to the peak district
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

1. sliver
2. stoned

You have not been charged for this call.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Biting, for such an early hour.
i can sense today will be a rip snorter.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:07, Reply)

It's Friday
and I really don't care.

In fact I may speall worsse 2 anoy montie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Since you removed the word 'grammar' from your username your typing has gone completely to shit.
I now imagine you rushing around your computer like an angry wasp on a sugar rush.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Maybe I'm not actually the same
person as who was behind The Grammar Badger
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Nah, I'd spot that cheeky vitriolic breath of fresh air anywhere.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Ha! I didn't mean to be an arsehole, honest
I'm a huge supporter of TGB.

But yes, y'all be warned: I've had a full night's kip and am feeling pretty on-form...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:12, Reply)

You can join my fanclub
for the incredibly fantastical price of £9.99 a month!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:15, Reply)

*shrugs*
as far as I'm concerned it's the same as mentioning that I'm going to the pub.

Are you going to go in the Devil's Arse?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Dunno actually
Haven't actually got past

1. Get in car
2. Drive North
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I live in the North.
Just saying : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Don't you live stupidly north though?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Yes very stupidly north : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:21, Reply)

FFS
You're all southerners!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:43, Reply)

it sounds like a good plan though
apart from the north bit. nothing good ever came of going north.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I'm insulted
Truly and deeply. But actually not at all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I like scotland
it's just all the bits between here and there that I don't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I'm ok with this thinking
I had to drive to London a while back. Everything in between the lakes and London was mostly grey and crap.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Wankaaar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Right, that's it
I'm just going to stay hiding up here and never venture to your rubbish country again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:32, Reply)

And stay out!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Tell that to the Migratory birds.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:24, Reply)

do you have their number?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:26, Reply)