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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Double bastard
I may also take issue with the word toilet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:44,
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latest was 16 years ago)
bog
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:45,
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You would be entirely correct so to do.
It is clearly 'lavatory'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:46,
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it's called a dunny.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:49,
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double U See
or shithouse
lavatory paper is called shit tickets.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:00,
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That makes me feel slightly sick, for some reason
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:03,
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excellent
I love a good using the facilities phrase
draining the lizard for example. or pinching a loaf.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:05,
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My favourites are
I'm off to 'strangle a darkie' or 'shake hands with the unemployed'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:06,
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siphon the python is a favourite
and ride the porcelain bus
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:07,
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drop the jackson five off at the pool
lay a cable
crimp off a length
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:09,
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