I can't hit you.
You're related to the Queen or something.

I'll end up in the tower.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You are so right, madam.
Traitors' Gate awaits all those who transgress against the mighty Boyces.

Plus, we're rather good chums, I thought - it'd be a shame to ruin that with fisticuffs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Nothing wrong with a little friendly chum bashing as long as we follow the Queensbury rules.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

As you wish.
En garde!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

That's fencing.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Curses! I planned to run you through before you realised I was cheating.
EDIT ever seen the Fry & Laurie duelling sketch? a masterpiece.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2VcM5sDyg0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

That's hardly friendly fighting is it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I was going to do it in a friendly way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Haha!
If there was anyone I wanted to run me through with a fencing sword then it would definitely be you : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

nothing wrong a bout of fisticuffs twixt chums!
So long as you agree not to whinge about it afterwards and you quit when someone says, "Enough".

My brothers and I have all bashed each other at one stage or another and my Dad even throws down from time to time. Maybe it's a clan thing though.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:17, Reply)

clan gay

What, you want some? Right here pal!
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)

You gonna show me your 'A'?

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I'm a kungfu master
Bruce Lee was my teacher. I'll use the Quart Of Blood Technique. Will anyone besides Monty get this?
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I'm guessing no, the benders.
'...talkin 'bout yo lim-ou-sine'


'YEAH'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Hey.
Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)