I'm feeling mean today.
Anyone want a fight?
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:09, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alright then
Put 'em up, put 'em up!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:09, Reply)

*ducks and weaves*
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

POW right in the kisser!
Apologies, I'm feeling rather manly today after my Sunday Doood Day!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:12, Reply)

That's a handy right hook you have there.
Must be all the E numbers you consume.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Probably has something to do with it
*backflips*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

No, not really.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Are you sure?
I won't hurt you.........much.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Nope, quite busy at work, and I'm in a good mood.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Spoilsport!
I was looking forward to making you cry like a baby.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:13, Reply)

You're in a good mood?
That's nice, any particular reason why?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I had a good weekend, met a girl who seems nice,
although she has just totally struck down my menu idea.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Is this Tits McGee again?
Has she still not replied to you gazzes?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:21, Reply)

No this is a non internet girl.
Who I met on saturday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:21, Reply)

A non-internet girl hey? *winks*
Well that's exciting news! Well done sir!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:22, Reply)

No way!
Were I a lady, I would have totally gone for it.
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:21, Reply)

she doesn't like carbonara,
and only eats dessert with choclate in. I think she's making me work to impress her.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Bloody hell are you cooking for me
and I just don't know it! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

You actually look slightly similar at a distance while squinting.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:32, Reply)

She won't come round to yours for a meal
But you've already given her an angry pirate?
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

With the sun in your eyes and a teapot on your head
That's spooky!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I need starter ideas flim.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Hmmm...
Well are you having carbonara as your main or are you cooking something else?

If you're sticking with carbonara maybe garlic mushrooms might be a good starter, its nice and simple and nommy! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Third time lucky with my menu suggestions.
Starter: Smoked salmon with brown bread
Main: Venison in red wine with Dauphinouse potatoes
Dessert: chocolate mousse
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Sounds good to me! :D
Have you checked that she's not allergic to anything daft?

Ooooh venison, that's rather fancy. When you've made it could you send me some in a jiffy bag please?

Ta!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I'll mush it all together and send it over.
It'll be great.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Wicked it'll be like some sort of
demented bubble and squeak! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Buy a Cadbury's Chocolate Sponge in a Tin
Throw it in her face.
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I fucking love me that stuff, cake in a tin is awesome.
Buggsy to undercook it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

She sounds like a knob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:31, Reply)

ha ha, she's not she's nice I encouaged her to make sarcastic comments about the menu like the guy from come dine with me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

well then you only have yourself to blame.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Hehe that's a fun game!
Carbonara is a funny thing. I find that if a guy says he's going to cook you a meal 9/10 it usually involves carbonara, I'm not sure why this is? My friend James used to like making it because he said it made him feel like a proper chef...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I've just had one with a retarded customer
To be honest I cuold really do without another one, but if you insist....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I can't hit you.
You're related to the Queen or something.

I'll end up in the tower.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:13, Reply)

You are so right, madam.
Traitors' Gate awaits all those who transgress against the mighty Boyces.

Plus, we're rather good chums, I thought - it'd be a shame to ruin that with fisticuffs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Nothing wrong with a little friendly chum bashing as long as we follow the Queensbury rules.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

As you wish.
En garde!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

That's fencing.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Curses! I planned to run you through before you realised I was cheating.
EDIT ever seen the Fry & Laurie duelling sketch? a masterpiece.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2VcM5sDyg0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

That's hardly friendly fighting is it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I was going to do it in a friendly way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Haha!
If there was anyone I wanted to run me through with a fencing sword then it would definitely be you : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

nothing wrong a bout of fisticuffs twixt chums!
So long as you agree not to whinge about it afterwards and you quit when someone says, "Enough".

My brothers and I have all bashed each other at one stage or another and my Dad even throws down from time to time. Maybe it's a clan thing though.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:17, Reply)

clan gay

What, you want some? Right here pal!
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)

You gonna show me your 'A'?

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I'm a kungfu master
Bruce Lee was my teacher. I'll use the Quart Of Blood Technique. Will anyone besides Monty get this?
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I'm guessing no, the benders.
'...talkin 'bout yo lim-ou-sine'


'YEAH'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Hey.
Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

violence is never the answer, BGB
plus I'm just too tired *yawns*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I can think of a few times when it's definitely the answer.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)

well it's not the answer to this post

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

"Paul, I think I told you, I'm a lover, not a fighter."

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)

"But Michael...
...kiddy-love is illegal."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)

SHIT!
shurrup and drink yer Jesus Juice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I'm a singer and a dancer, not a fighter and a brawler.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

You fucking muggin' me off like a two bob on a sunday? Short of a plank, you are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)