Evening folks
spent 5 hours on trains today getting to a meeting near Southampton and back. It was about as pleasant an experience as travelling by train could be. Cheap, quick, all trains on time, comfortable and not over-crowded. Surprised the shit out of me.

Anything surprising happened to you? Chompy's rare good mood perhaps?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:46, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i got busted by the boss
after a sekrit hidden code id tucked away on our home page a year ago got found.
he didnt like it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:49, Reply)

uh oh
what was the code?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:50, Reply)

it done a little pop-up box when you clicked the final n in "health and safety plan"
the box sed "rule 49: never push your granny when she's shaving"

he werent half cross
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:51, Reply)

haha
I approve though, so that's got to take the sting out of it somewhat

also, at least it's a real health and safety tip. you could've saved lives with that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:53, Reply)

its an important fact
he said, and i quote, "ive never been so mortified in all my life. how many people do you think saw this?"

lololol

not enough in my opinion
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Oh Rosita, I'm sorry you got busted, but that is skill!
Someone messed with our library system so that when you scanned our cards, pop ups came up saying "Patron is too cool for school", "Warning, patron is sexy" etc etc. I'm still not entirely sure who it was.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:26, Reply)

i used to like those textbooks in school and shit
that sed

TURN TO PAGE 116, TURN TO PAGE 391, TURN TO PAGE 9 etc etc
and then when you get to the end it ses OMG YUR MUM IS GHEY or something
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Or scribbled notes saying "I've had my nob in this book"
and I went to an all-girl school, so that was quite disturbing actually.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:31, Reply)

yer or the biology ones that led to a HOOMAN WOMANS BITS ALL OUT AND SHIT
oh how we lol'd. i should do that in our 2010 business plan, GO TO PAGE 194, GO TO PAGE 111, GO TO PAGE 34, OMG YUR WILLY IS LITLE
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Catholic girls' schools in North Liverpool did not have books showing wumman's bitz!
We only saw videos of aborted babies.

Good idea with the business plan though. Wait until you win the lottery before you do it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:37, Reply)

I had completely forgotten that shit existed until this moment in time

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:33, Reply)

i really did love it
theres not enough of that shit as we get older
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I suggest infiltrating a library

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I know of a library...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:37, Reply)

i hear roooooootar is heavily involved in library co ops

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:37, Reply)

^ yeerrrrrrse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:37, Reply)

CO ops love CO ops
youre blowing your cover
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:40, Reply)

CO CO CHANEL!!!
Right dude, I'm off to be Britain's worst barmaid.
Laters yeah...

ONLY MESSIN! I'M REALLY GOIN BUT I LOVE YA MISS YA!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:43, Reply)

LOVE YOU MISS YOU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:48, Reply)

i hate inside jokes
im gonna pop you in the jugular
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:46, Reply)

:(
she works in a library and i was pretending it was covert ops maaaaaan dont hurt me we're friends k-k-k-ristine
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:48, Reply)

im just jealous of your closeness
by the way i never got a christmas card from you
cunt
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:52, Reply)

hahaha SERIOUSLY?
i sent it :( i thought you were a cunt for not saying thanks after i did. hahah gawd it had chocolate coins in an all
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:04, Reply)

haha SERIOUSLY
I was all 'wtf i even sent that bitch some SPARKLEZ'
ah well shit happens
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:06, Reply)

lolol i wonder who got mine then?
it was a zombie one with three chocolate coins in and everything
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:09, Reply)

oh man that's the awesomest christmas card I've ever been sent
I don't even remember what yours was but it took me for_fucking_ever to pick it out
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:14, Reply)

it was two snowmen and one was flashing and it made me lol
and i was all glad i'd sent you a cool one too :(((((
i used the addy you gaz'd me. and everyone else, INCLUDING peoples in australia got theirs.

sad times
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:15, Reply)

indeed rosie, indeed
I'm glad you got yours though !
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:17, Reply)

My housemates are giving me a lot of trouble.
I might go stay in a hotel.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Don't leave
They'll take your absence as a sign that you have handed the place over to them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:26, Reply)

True, but it'd be far easier than putting up with it.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:48, Reply)

1. got an email from a gentleman with questionable motives
2. saw my boss' daughters boyfriend for the first time, was surprised he was rather cute...she's even more of a gorilla than I am....
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Was 1 a guy asking to transfer money to your account?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:49, Reply)

nope

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:53, Reply)

did it contain a photo of genitalia?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:57, Reply)

nah

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Not Edmund then...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I have had no surprises yet.
I'm hoping that if there are any this evening in work that they are very pleasant, please God.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Lost the uni poker tournament
But won the pub quiz, so all was well in the end.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:53, Reply)