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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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G0nz, are you still looking for a wife?
Amy Winehouse's dad wants her to 'meet a nice Jewish cabbie and give me some grandchildren.'

Totally in there mate!

G0nz0's future wife
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:22, 109 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Two lovely Southgate kids together.
Imagine how the children will look.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)
They'll look like
BOAT LOL!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:37, Reply)
cunt
Hi Al
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:38, Reply)
I think Al hates me

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:47, Reply)
My god, your feeling of self worth
must be depressingly low if you're getting even more upset than Vipros over an internet snub.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:48, Reply)
not upset as such
thought I'd done a bert and crossed the blurry line
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I actually replied to the thread you deleted
pointing out that i've been on holiday and therefore not able to respond to your smutty comments.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:58, Reply)
I didn't see that as I was busy deleting it
I was in two minds whether to post it or not. one hand I found it quite funny, and on the other I didn't.

Generally I find that if you have to think about something then the answer is yes, so I went with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:00, Reply)
I think you'll find (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA is the answer you're looking for
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:03, Reply)
I saw this the other day
what is it? something related to Lady Gaga? I'm not overly familiar with her work
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Yup, it's this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:32, Reply)
cries into hollow pillows made of woe

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)
you should try pillows made of self-pity
soaks up the tears better
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Oh god I need some of those
Oh wait, no I don't. M'TFU
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:56, Reply)
was that MTFU at me?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Nope, me :)
Tell me something totally fucking awesome that's going on in your life right now
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:58, Reply)
I have a sore muscle in my back
and I'm going to dig three big holes, fill them with gravel and then pour water in to see how fast it drains.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:59, Reply)
You're building a sinkhole?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I'm building a scale model of Vipros' mum

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Excellent. Make sure you get the measurements right or she'll ravage you in a really bad way

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:11, Reply)
what is it you do again?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:02, Reply)
muddy shit

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:05, Reply)
EAT MOAR FROOT

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:07, Reply)
I ate lots of froot this weekend

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:10, Reply)
I'm busy commissioning a certain shiny round thing to give to mrs V in the not too distant future

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:01, Reply)
An imprint of your hallowed ringpiece?
How very
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:03, Reply)
You're getting her alloy wheels?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:04, Reply)
How big a diamond are you getting?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:06, Reply)
it's actually a disco ball
not a massive one. 0.25 I think
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:14, Reply)
You really should

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:58, Reply)
totally threadjacking this
I posted something horribly abusive about Al's mother on facebook (not outrageously horribly abusive, just common or garden horribly abusive) and have had no response. I'm not sure what to make of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Where? When? What did you say?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)
apologies
thought that was the case
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Cheers, just seemed a bit wrong

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Gonz does it all the time!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:39, Reply)
This is true, but only with his own facemong

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)
the comment, or posting something that was on facebook?
I'm feeling characteristically confused
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)
THREAD DELETION!
How many wrongs can Vipros make?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:39, Reply)
:-P
with good reason. protocol hadn't really occurred to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:39, Reply)
I posted Gonz's FB status on here t'other day.
I'm well naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)
I guess gonz makes no bones about keeping b3ta and real identity seperate

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)
He's our Internet Ho.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
How many wrongs mongs can Vipros make love?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)
strikethrough fail?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)
ha, fuck off
Ninja'd, no one saw
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)
*sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)
shhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I saw it
that's enough for me. you picked up my last one :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:44, Reply)
*whistles innocently*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:43, Reply)
WE'RE ALL BROKEN

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)
I really am today, I fell asleep on the tube and had to go back to my station when I woke up

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I feel it broken as well
have done for a couple of weeks. Think it's because my cooker is broken and it has upset the vibe in my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I thought you got a new one?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:48, Reply)
doesn't arrive till wednesday
had to remove the old one and cut a gap in the worktop, which I only had opportunity to do on saturday, and wednesday is first day they can deliver.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:49, Reply)
HAHA you gap worktopped hob breaking child abuser

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)
I object to the word child being used there

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)
I object to the way you abused the child I used there.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)
So now you have a large hole that nothing can fill until Wednesday. Sadfaces

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)
But his mum has that for the rest of her life.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:53, Reply)
^this
it does mean that I'm having to eat nothing but takeaway at the moment though, which is an odd experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Takeaway and child abuse
sounds like fun.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:55, Reply)
it passes the time
just watched the last 3 episodes of Glee. The cheerleading coach is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Next weeks episode is very good

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:00, Reply)
GHEY

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:01, Reply)
by last 3 I mean up to after they do Sectionals

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Oh I see
those are very good too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:04, Reply)
OMGZ THEY KISSED AND IT WAS LIEK SO EXCITING AND I ALMOST WET MYSELF WITH TEARS OF JOY
Yeah I liked it too :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I got an erection

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:05, Reply)
I totally got moist

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:08, Reply)
You got a full on wide on
so much that Boris Johnson made you apply for a permit to walk it down the street.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Your mum does her pelvic floor exercises while thinking about Boris Johnson
She's tighter than Maddie McCann (Pre Portugal)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:15, Reply)
the bit that I liked best was
"you're on the Sue Sylvester Express, destintation horror!"

she rules
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:15, Reply)
:(
Fucking Mondays. My lovely caught-up-on sleep of the weekend is ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:46, Reply)
I slept for 13 hours on Friday night, but then ruined it by working yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:48, Reply)
Seriously
what's going on with you people.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:50, Reply)
all turned into colossal benders

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)
I leave the country for four days
and it all goes to pot.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)
you couldn't be more right

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:53, Reply)
No idea, tell me O wise Al

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:53, Reply)
I think you all started thinking about Clendrix
and then while you were desperately clawing at your underwear in a frantic attempt to masturbate yourselves stupid, you realised everyone at work was staring at you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Ahh but I'd get away with it at work since I do frequent clothes changes and could just pretend I've got scabies or Cheyletiella from a scabby rabbit
Thus ensuring that Clendrixfuntimes are left uninterrupted.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:00, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Horns

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:04, Reply)
RJDs*

*may include traces of cancer
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Oh Al...
for shame.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:08, Reply)
He's doing okay at the moment
if you go to Dio.com his wife is posting updates on his treatment. It's really nice.

I really hope he's okay.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:09, Reply)
I can hardly bear to think about it.
Today is Death Day :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:10, Reply)
:(
Whose?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:11, Reply)
:(
Two years since YM jokes became irrelevant to me
I'm OK though.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:12, Reply)
:(
Sorry.

You should have some ribz. Ribz makez everything better.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:14, Reply)
I'm going back on the 15th!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:17, Reply)

very huge hugs from me lady, I didn't know it was today

MOAR RIBZ
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Thank you my lovely.
I've not been too bad, all told. It really does seem to get easier to manage.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Very glad to hear it lovely.
I STILL haven't been to the Clapham one yet, but will hopefully get my act together and drag a mate along sometime around the end of the month :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Good!
Jenyouinely (Gonz sp.) waiting for your judgement as we might try it out if you think it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Sads. I just read that Dennis Hopper is days from death too :(
But it was in the fail, so hopefully it's not true
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:09, Reply)
crap, I'd forgotten he wasn't well

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Also
FFS I should stop reading the news today :(
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:38, Reply)
D:
he's too good for her
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I know, but if he gets desperate in a few years time...
You're right though, he is far too good for her
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:37, Reply)
If she's lucky
one day he might choose to hold her hand. But only if she's really lucky.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:51, Reply)
I like breasts

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:14, Reply)
He's far too good for her.
Junkie bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:18, Reply)
they tried to make me go back to gonzo's but i said no, no, no.

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:25, Reply)
Wise move

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:33, Reply)
hahahaha
clickin' dis
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:43, Reply)

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