There was a "Have your say" on the BBC website recently
it was "What's your favourite Simpsons quote". I was proud that I knew all the quotes, but ashamed that most of them were mis-quotes and I knew what it should have been.

Some daft cow said "When Smithers says 'Women and sailors dont mix' ha ha"....Argh! It's "Women and SEAMEN dont mix"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The realisation that there is a massive part of you...
...that is Comic Store Guy is rather worrying.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Worst. Reply. Ever.

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Worst. Realisation. Ever.
EDIT: DAMN!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Ha!
was that girl ok?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Aye, she's fine
Turns out the guy who messaged me was just trying to cause as much shit as possible.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Oh good
I have to say that texting you that she had committed suicide is posibly one of the worst things I have ever heard someone do.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Aye
What a cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Worst timing EVER.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:28, Reply)