He does this anyway, every time he posts.
It gives him considerable bulk buying power at Matalan.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh man, my bumhole just suction-cupped to the chair at the thought of that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)

not just when I post
pretty much after every action
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

BOO-YA!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I bet you sneeze at the top of your lungs going "aaaaa CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I do actually
but I can't help it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Me too.
it's a hell of a lot of pressure to hold back, I don't know how some women manage to just go achoo. achoo.

Maybe holding a sneeze back like this causes difficulty in later life. Like rectal prolapse or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I know a couple of women who just flinch and don't even make a sound
and I don't mind telling you it freaks me out a little.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I've almost had my eardrums blown
sitting in a car with windows shut when my mum has sneezed. For quite a small lady she can create a hell of a pressure wave.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)

It's not natural I tells ya.
I bet they're the kind of women that shit rainbows and kittens.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)

women like that don't shit!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:35, Reply)