Three! Three Threads started! AH AH AH AH

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:48, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You fucking beaker.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

TWO! Two X Chromosomes has Chompy
ah ah ah ah
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

That's well spooky
I was doing an impersonation of him an hour ago.
One of our managers was counting up how he achieves MORE THAN his five-a-day. He's a cunt.

EDIT: I didn't call him a cunt. i rarely speak to him. i have it only as a second hand opionion that he is a cunt.
*saves bacon*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Wow, he sounds like great company...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

he's a serial killer in waiting too.
I shouldn't write about him here. His surveillance skillz are top.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Awwwww, but I want to know more now...
You've whetted my appetite, you tease! Distract him with a piece of fruit so he can count up to eight-a-day or whatever and tell us. A pomegranate should keep him busy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:21, Reply)

He writes songs and shows us his lyrics
And they're all very Columbine-wanker-but-never-got-round-to-it-at-school-so-I-shall-make-my-colleagues-pay-instead.

Or dead cats, or stalking people at night, or shaving flesh off 'with ease'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Hardly a good advertisement for the benefits of eating at least five portions and fruit and veg a day, is he?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I love the Count.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

o etc
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

You're obviously as bored as I am.
I love the Count.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

o etc etc
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)

o etc.

edit: cock. too slow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Heheh

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)

No, you mean.
Ah ah ah.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Zing!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

There's something about his purple head that attracts me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Do you like purple heads?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Yes, I think I do.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I think I prefer the paler ones

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

The purple ones always look angry.
I like that.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I had a pale one that was furious

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Did you upset it?

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Yeah
On purpose ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

AH AH AH AH!
probablybadnews.com/2010/01/16/funny-news-headlines-sesame-street-character/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)

That video of his song with the "count" blacked out is amusing.
But I never watched Sesame Street.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I don't think I'll never get used to new threads on here, I was F5ing that last one for ages.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Aw bless!

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

go back to the main OT page for your F5ing
then you can see the reply counts go up, and if new threads get posted
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Yeah I put in a suggestion for some sort of marker

Showing where the most activity was so that you don't sit around an old thread desperately F5ing an quietly weeping because everyone hates you evne on the internet!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)