Haynes Manuals

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How to win girls
(Special Internet edition)
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)

With an introduction by Snugglesacks
"Do my tits look big in this?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I would actually buy that book.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

for the content or the introduction?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)

The introduction mainly.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I can't believe she didn't respond to you
after the gazzes...you'd some curiosity at least
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I know... she's dead to me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

you're better off without her
aside from being breastacular she was probably a moonpig and a relentless harridan to boot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah!
Plenty more boobs in the sea.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

That's some women for you.
Lure you in with promises of enormous jubbly fun, then leave you hanging on tenterhooks, flaccid cock in hand and weeping over 'what might have been'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

w s
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Pffft.
I approve of the board sig btw.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I do really love Depeche Mode
but it's a quote from Orgasmo (which I was drunkenly watching clips of last night on youtube)
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

It's a shame
that there aren't enough characters in a sig to allow the prefix "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but..."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)

yay
yes, it's too short. I couldn't get the full Blackadder insult "May the yuletide log slip from your fire, and burn down your house." over Christmas.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I wanted to paraphrase the last line from "thank you for smoking",
"Michael Jordan plays ball, Charles Manson kills people, I talk".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)