FLIMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I've missed you dude!
You still off work?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Awww I missed you too! :D
I'm back in work today as I have a meeting this afternoon I need to be in... wish I didn't though. Currently both my nostrils are blocked, which isn't really a problem so long as I don't need to, you know, breathe and eat and junk! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Put a cotton bud up your nose
Not as far as your brain, obviously. But sometimes I find shoving a cotton bud with some Vaseline up there makes it loosen a bit.

And I'm good, ta!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:31, Reply)

This is an amazing plan with only two minor drawbacks
1. I don't have any cotton buds
2. I don't have any Vaseline

*cries*

I will try this out tonight when I am home though if I'm still all stuffy - thank you.

I think I'm going to try and buy some Vicks at lunch time so I stop sounding like a mole in a crisp packet.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

DESCRIPTION OF THE DAY! ^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I told DiT he sounded like a mole in a crisp packet
when he snored the other night. He just looked at me with an confused expression and asked me to make the noise... I did, it was marvellously accurate if I do say so myself.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I think it is spot-on
I don't know why or how, because I've never had the pleasure of listening to a mole in a crisp packet.
But I know it is spot-on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Ace
You'll have to investigate the sound for yourself if you ever happen across a mole.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Mole Bukkakae
Dirty girl!
EDIT: I read that as come across a mole my mistake, carry on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

i think to 'come' can be the same as to 'happen' in some circles
Bukkake circles, for example.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You put cock right in, your cock right out
in out
in out
Shake it all about!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

you do bukkake-cokey and you turn around
that's what it's all about, SPLUFF!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

WOOOOOAAAAAHHHH
spluffy spunky spunky
WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH
spluffy spunky spunky

Worst 8th birthday party EVA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Hahaha
Oh dear.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Yeah, it did go down hill rather rapidly

I blame Roota
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Fuck off
Mine was fucking ace
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

It was all ace

but moles to bukkakae birthday parties for 8 year olds is a fairly rapid decline in taste over 4 posts!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

It was
*sadface*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:53, Reply)

sad spunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:57, Reply)

That's what they called me at school

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

...and I have a crisp packet to hand.
Which I usually do, to be honest.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Same here
Its unusual for me to be found without crisps!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

We've just had another delivery to the office
So far I have resisted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Hahaha
I still have a packet of my freebie Tyrrells in the office, they're mocking me! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:02, Reply)