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That thread furthered my belief that cat owners are emotionally stunted.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:29,
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Yesterday I did readCHCB's Theorum that states
(NC+1 x T+1) P+1 = ER
Where NC is the number of cats you own
T is how many times a day you call your cat(s)"your baby/ies"
P is the number of pictures of your cats you have at work
ER is your emotional retardness level.
Anything over 1 you're a sad fucker.
Luckily I only got 1
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:34,
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Thank fuckMaths fucks me up at the best of times...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:38,
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If you have one cat, it's impossible not to be emotionally retardedwait a minute...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:37,
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Tru fax.I'm petitioning to get this taught in the GCSE curriculum.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:44,
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My cat is in a boxand may or may not be dead. How does this fit into your equation?
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:51,
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As you died in 1961I don't think it matters
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:56,
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It doesn't need to,it's just got to annoy cat owners.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:39,
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fair enoughI loved my family cat but would never have decided to get one myself. I remember opening the box on my 15th birthday and thinking, "holy shit..".
But RIP Guinness. She slept on top of me when I was feeling down. She always knew.
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