I'm fucking low.
I haven't felt this bad in ages. It's only taken four days to come on and it's hit me quite hard. I'm looking for some of your famed tough love and MTFUing and the things you do, fellow internetter, to cheer yourself up when you feel shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:50, 76 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

with you
count me in too, I need the same. And a pie.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Tell me what's wrong?
I can't mock you effectivley without specifics.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Haha
A stack of shit, but mostly emotional issues that I usually manage to keep on top of. Hope that helps.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Well spoken
as well as work shit and general life...........

and not having any pie....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Is it a chick?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Nah.
I'm really not doing specifics here.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:00, Reply)

have you lost your favourite silicone friend
deep within?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Leave my Pentium 4 out of this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

that'd be silicon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:07, Reply)

YOU THINK YOU'RE HELPING BUT YOU'RE NOT!
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Cheer the fuck up.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

That's the stuff.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I didn't think I was helping that much to be honest with you ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Tough love, you say?


Hope y'all feel better soon.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Already achieved sir.
Normally helps set me up for the day but didn't really make a difference today - a sure-fire sign something's wrong.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I felt like this about a couple of weeks back, and well into last week
Now, everything is just the same as it was before, but I feel different. I'm coming out of the fog.
Work is just as shit as it was, there's still tons I haven't done,etc etc. Every area of my life is almost exactly how it was a fortnight ago, but because of a bit of MTFU, or the fact that my hormones or chemicals have shifted, or fuck knows what, I feel sunnier now.

All I mean is, it's not all real, some of it's just perspective. It'll shift. Just ride it out and do what you can to help yourself cope until it passes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I like this.
I'm so out of practice at dealing with it. Like I said, it's been a long while since it bit me on the ass. I know I'll get out the other side.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I hear ya brother
Give yourself treats.
It'll make the shit things easier.
My treat was buying lots of lovely and above-my-usual-budget food, and a percussion action massager.
And saying no to social invites without feeling guilty.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

It's because I said something nice about you yesterday isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

link or it didn't happen....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Pah
You think we're quits?
You owe me, and I've got my beady but benevolent eye on you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Listen to Child Psychology by Black Box Recorder
And do as they say.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Someone needs a big Blousie hug.
*hugs*


Now increase your medication and eat less meat.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I stopped medication about three years ago
and I don't miss it one bit. I'm not gonna eat less meat though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

You have to love your colon because nobody else is.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:17, Reply)

good lad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:17, Reply)

seconded

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I bought a shed load of lovely meat last night
Lamb steaks (2 packs), fillet steak, 4 pork chops , rolled lamb shoulder, smoked fish selection, beef links, sage'n'onion stuffed chicken and some excellent roast loin of pork that i had on a roll, this very morning.

I will be shitting like a lion for the next few days.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:31, Reply)

It's bloody expensive

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Meat raffle?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Meat injection

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I hate to say it
But my mood-improvement has coincided with a much greater red meat intake.
I wonder if there's a causal link? Damn. Being depression-free is gonna be expensive...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

maybe you weren't getting enough iron
drink some guinness
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)

How about a little more meat and a little more Guinness?
Balanced diet!

Ooh... steak in Guinness...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I felt better for cutting out meat
Then 18 months later I felt better again for going back to meat.

More energy, both times.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Drink
I drink when I'm happy and I drink when I'm sad so I recommend drinking - keeps you on an even keel.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)

^ IRISH PERSON ALERT ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Hey Monty
*waves* Today I received an email that said "you're order 230" I hope the product description read

"Awesome badger good for eating biscuits and making tea, not great at spelling"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Oh dear - please gaz me their email address, I shall deal with it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I'd say the same but substitute pot for drinking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)

To be honest
If that riviting thread about cat toys didn't cheer you up I don't think anything will
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)

That thread furthered my belief that cat owners are emotionally stunted.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:29, Reply)

st c
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Yesterday I did read
CHCB's Theorum that states

(NC+1 x T+1) P+1 = ER

Where NC is the number of cats you own
T is how many times a day you call your cat(s)"your baby/ies"
P is the number of pictures of your cats you have at work
ER is your emotional retardness level.

Anything over 1 you're a sad fucker.

Luckily I only got 1
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Do you have a cat?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Nope

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Thank fuck
Maths fucks me up at the best of times...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:38, Reply)

If you have one cat, it's impossible not to be emotionally retarded
wait a minute...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Tru fax.
I'm petitioning to get this taught in the GCSE curriculum.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)

My cat is in a box
and may or may not be dead. How does this fit into your equation?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

As you died in 1961
I don't think it matters
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

As a mathematical formula, that doesn't make sense

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

It doesn't need to,
it's just got to annoy cat owners.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

fair enough
I loved my family cat but would never have decided to get one myself. I remember opening the box on my 15th birthday and thinking, "holy shit..".

But RIP Guinness. She slept on top of me when I was feeling down. She always knew.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Somebody needs some Looney Tunes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvX_TvnBcOU
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:32, Reply)

In these situations
I tend to splash out on the things that really matter.

Such as booze - or a good steak dinner.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'm totally having steak tonight,
with homemade garlic mayonaise
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

You bastard
you don't know steak like I know steak.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Rib eye, rare.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Good answer

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I find a good, old-fashioned
unprovoked and savage attack in a local park always blows away the cobwebs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Haha
I like to get up between 6am and 7am, and go for a nice walk.

During this walk I will stamp on all the milk cartons I find outside peoples door. Happy breakfast!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

hmmmmm
wouldn't it make a splashy mess all over your good loon pants
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

He doesn't wear pants

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

The naked milk stamper.
Ah well, it takes all sorts I suppose.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Nothing like the feeling
of cool white milk splashing on your freely swinging balls at 7 in the morning.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:02, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)

It's ALWAYS provoked
They're taunting me, ALL OF THEM. The cunts.







I'll have the last laugh though.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:57, Reply)

THAT'S the spirit!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)

This has been helping me recently
www.nintendo8.com/game/314/super_mario_brothers_3/
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:02, Reply)

We have a VIP visitor today
We were told "dress smart casual, no need for a tie but shirt and trousers rather than t-shirt and jeans"

Come this morning and everybody is wearing a tie - except Harry. He walks in, looks around and says, "You bastards" with a great deal of feeling.

Cheered me up no end.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I once had a day off. It was the day before casual wear day.
It was also the day that they cancelled casual wear day. Did any fucker bother to tell me? In a building of 800 people in suits, my t-shirt and combats looked a tad out of place.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

WHO THE FUCK PUT A SHEWOLF IN THE CLOSSET !?!??!!??
Seriosuly, she's made a mess of all my shoes. Oh man, my nike airs, she's popped all the bubbles, She's used a fountain pen to pop them, fucking hell, seriously, who put her in there?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:16, Reply)

She couldn't breathe!
It was delirium
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

But who put her there?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Bob Geldolf

He breeds them for their milk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:36, Reply)