I get this, slumped on the sofa

just can't be arsed to get up wash your face, brush your teeth, have a pee, get some water etc and go to bed, you must get this after a big smoking session?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

jinx
now you can't speak until someone says your name!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

your real name
at that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

after a big session
I would probably forgo most of those things. taking a piss and getting some water are the top priorities.

using an electric toothbrush removes any effort required from that task.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

What's with this water thing?
Did people take water to bed during the War?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)

water is good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I don't need it.
I don't even wake up in the night, but if I did, I'd look at my phone then turn back over and sleep more.
I wouldn't think "Ah, my body needs water!" and drink it, then wake up an hour later needing the fucking toilet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:35, Reply)

if I wake up in the night
then it is almost always because I need water. or because my gf has done something stupid like lost her penguin.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)

If you've got a penguin in bed with you,
That's probably why you keep waking up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)

one of the reasons why I need water
to stop the poor fellow drying out too much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Aw, she keeps him near?
Is he a childhood penguin?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)

nope

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)

water was rationed they had to piss in each others mouths

that's why your grannies teeth were yellow, you don't want to know what they did for midnight snacks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:36, Reply)

She told me...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)