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Enough of that forward looking cheery shit.
What's pissing you off today.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:53,
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That top you're wearing.
WTF girl??
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:56,
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I know. I should try harder but who cares if I look like a bag lady.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:58,
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at least you'll be warm when we fall asleep in that bus-stop
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:10,
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I'll nick a shopping trolley from the nearby Morrisons too.
Might as well go the whole hog.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:12,
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You know how to entertain!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:14,
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It's in my blood.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:18,
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Totach came second in last weeks qotw
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:56,
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Travesty.
Not being sure as to how these things work, I came back each day and clicked on it, just in case, like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:03,
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I think you can only click once.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:39,
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it's an outrage
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:04,
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I think it's more the way you made a fool of him than his post that got the clicks.
So really you came second in last weeks qotw.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:05,
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the bff's insistance that she's 'great' everytime I talk to her
I want to punch her head
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:01,
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A really good looking guy I know
Has cut all his hair off and now looks like a twelve year old lesbian.
And the fact that my exams aren't over til this time next week.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:05,
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You sent me an gaz at 2am last night.
I know you know that, I just thought I should mention it to everyone else.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:07,
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midnight* tit shots?
*2am
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:08,
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Nope nothing like that.
It was about a chemistry exam.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:13,
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examining the chemistry between you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:15,
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You're one cheesy motherfucker.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:17,
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Well,
You brought this on yourself.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:18,
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I imagine he put on his sunglasses just before he said it like that guy from CSI miami.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:20,
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CSI: Miami
the worst of all the CSIs
I may have put my glasses on. or taken them off. whichever is cooler
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:21,
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:22,
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This makes me laugh more than it should
www.b3ta.com/links/418631
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:29,
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have to check that out at home
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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it's just a compilation of his awful one liners.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:36,
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I've hardly watched Miami
but I look forward to seeing that clip
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:36,
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that guy
rules
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:37,
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Nah
Vegas is the worst.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:30,
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the original one?
fuck off, that's the best by a mile
not just any mile either, a country mile
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:34,
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No chance
Got bored of it very quickly.
Then again, I was shocked to discover recently I'm one of the few who likes CSI:NY.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:39,
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That's grade one stalking.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:08,
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By me or by her?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:13,
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by you
if you manage to get your stalkee to contact you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:16,
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Its not that exciting really.
I just couldn't be bothered to go to bed.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:17,
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couldn't be bothered to go to bed....
ridiculous statement
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:22,
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Its so much effort!
Teeth cleaning, finding pjs, putting pjs on, sorting hair out, turning everything off, actually getting to sleep.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:26,
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ur doin it rong
remove clothes
get into bed
sleep
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:28,
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Spoken like a true stoner!
although to fair that would really involve a simple, put down X-box control, sleep.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:30,
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True stoner would just be:
Sleep.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:42,
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true
my standards have slipped
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:48,
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I get this, slumped on the sofa
just can't be arsed to get up wash your face, brush your teeth, have a pee, get some water etc and go to bed, you must get this after a big smoking session?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:27,
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jinx
now you can't speak until someone says your name!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:27,
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your real name
at that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:29,
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after a big session
I would probably forgo most of those things. taking a piss and getting some water are the top priorities.
using an electric toothbrush removes any effort required from that task.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:29,
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What's with this water thing?
Did people take water to bed during the War?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:32,
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water is good
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:34,
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I don't need it.
I don't even wake up in the night, but if I did, I'd look at my phone then turn back over and sleep more.
I wouldn't think "Ah, my body needs water!" and drink it, then wake up an hour later needing the fucking toilet.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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if I wake up in the night
then it is almost always because I need water. or because my gf has done something stupid like lost her penguin.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:37,
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If you've got a penguin in bed with you,
That's probably why you keep waking up.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:43,
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one of the reasons why I need water
to stop the poor fellow drying out too much
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:45,
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Aw, she keeps him near?
Is he a childhood penguin?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:19,
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nope
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:34,
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water was rationed they had to piss in each others mouths
that's why your grannies teeth were yellow, you don't want to know what they did for midnight snacks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:36,
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She told me...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:39,
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By her.
I've met her. She looks the stalking type.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:19,
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Damnit,
I thought I could hide it pretty well.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:28,
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Nope, you're more obvious than me.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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Nothing really
sorry.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:07,
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Must try harder.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:09,
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I've haven't got any beer in the fridge
Will that do?
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:10,
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I think so.
Lack of alcohol is indeed worrisome.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:12,
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And the shop ran out of Amber Leaf
so I'm smoking Gold Leaf which, although smooth and pleasant, just isn't the same.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:15,
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amber leaf is only for when you run out of baccy and have to use a fag machine and don't want straights
drum gold is where it's at
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:16,
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Golden Virginia for the win!
God I could enjoy a rollie now, is that wrong seeing as I haven't smoked for three years?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:19,
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golden virginia is my second choice
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:20,
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Golden Virginia is to mild
and I don't like straights.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:29,
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you want drum gold then
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:30,
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I'll give it a whirl
The Golden Leaf is actually quite nice and only costs £2.60
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:33,
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that's one of the advantages of drum gold over golden vag
it's £2.70 or something
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:33,
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Domingo tobacco
If you see it, buy it.
Fucking lush.
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Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:23,
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Not so
American Spirit is better for, you see, it contains no chemicals.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:20,
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never even heard of that, let alone seen it in the shops that I buy my baccy in
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:20,
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What did you cook in the end?
I guess steak and mash, I had deep fried risotto balls with hollandaise sauce and spinach last night which was incredible.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:23,
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thanks
now whatever I have for lunch will seem shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:24,
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Unless your lunch is a dodo egg poached in unicorn tears
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:25,
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*cries into weetabix*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:28,
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that sounds incredible
I had steak and mash, but the steak was marinated in soy and fish sauce with garlic and ginger, and the mash had soy sauce and spring onions in it.
and with caramlised 5 spice leeks.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:26,
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Do I win a prize?
i was at a restaurant, but i've made them at home before, really easy, make a nice sticky risotto, form balls, dunk in whisked egg, breadcrumbs, fry.
Risotto balls deep fried in breadcrumbs, done
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:29,
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no, because I mentioned that I would probably eat that
and I detailed it in another post last night.
mmm. I don't deep fry stuff at home though. never seems worth the oil.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:30,
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In Rome they call them 'suppli' I believe
They have a little ball of mozzarella in the middle and are classic street food, like those gorgeous deep fried courgette flowers.
I really, really want to go back to Rome this spring, to glug wine al fresco sat at the foot of a fountain in Trastevere.
*cries*
NB this time I do not wish to take so many drugs that I develop vertigo, for the first time, at the top of the dome of St Peter's, though. That was horrendous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:00,
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The chances of this happening seem slim
The drugs I mean not the whole trip.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:17,
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I don't know actually
Last time I went I had 'contacts', this time I wouldn't...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:22,
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that's because you live in Wurzel-land.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:25,
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Oi packs moi poipe wif straw!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:26,
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That gave me the worst cough of my life
After a few months' smoking. Also with no additives is Pueblo tobacco. Tastier and easier on the lungs for my money.
American Spirit yellow soft packs (straights) are the shit though. I buy them on special occasions.
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Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:12,
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not cheap, are they?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:59,
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almost £6 in my local waitrose
oof!
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Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:33,
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The lack of any intersting debate on here today
also i-tunes, clients, pigeons, buses,Johnathon Wilkes, white bread, my back, hr, the venetian blinds, my bathroom tiling, meat,people who write to the Metro, telephones...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:18,
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and 'blacks'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:20,
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Thanks for clarifying
can I point you in the direction of HYS? Bluddy forrin peedofils steelin our jobs, its Nulabour gon mad.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:21,
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I am a meat puppet for Mabazritchie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:27,
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I wish I was him :0(
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:30,
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He wishes he was a woman
called Deidre
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:32,
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I am woman called Deidre
*maybe a little lie*
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:37,
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We all do
*sigh*
He was a kind of internet Ross Kemp.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:38,
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Ross Kemp is a big girlie girlie
when compared to Mabs manliness.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:39,
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that I'm tired
and I have a million things to do 90% of which I could and should have done during Christmas holidays/snow days but didn't because I'm lazy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:22,
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YAY! I thought of something!
Ipod and Itunes!
GrrrrrfuckinGrrrrrrrr!!!
I deleted the mrs Itunes library as a result of fucking about with partition Magic.
Anyone got any idea how to transfer the tracks from the Ipod back to Itunes?
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:32,
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There are loads of topics dedicated to this sprikled all over the internet
My i-tunes will play songs taht show on my ipod but won't play there, madness!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:34,
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Its Apple gayness
At the same time I deleted LOADS of photos and have to spunk out £80.00 on file retrieval :0(
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:36,
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Install rockbox (free firmware, do a google) on your ipod
wave goodbye to ever using itunes again.
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Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:27,
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That I've not been paid
Basically, a company owes me £70. I made sure I had budgeted properly so that I'd be able to last until they paid me (Money was due on Monday), but as they still haven't paid me I'm now skint.
Also, anyone remember the cunt who stole from me? He's still not paid me, so tonight I'm going to the station to record a statement, then he'll be arrested and charged. I'm more pissed off about this than ever, as I found out last week one of our friends (nicest girl) lent him the money so he could pay me back, just so he wouldn't get into trouble. He spent it on beer.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:34,
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You should kneecap him
with scissors
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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You know my suggestion
I could arrange for it to be filmed :0)
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:36,
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While tempting
I'm determined to come out of this smelling like flowers, while he looks like shit.
I'm expecting a kicking to come my way next time I'm in Congleton, but I'm really not that fussed, as I'll just point out that this must be linked to him, so it'll cause more trouble for them. Ah well.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:41,
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And who will be beating my fat friend?
That's a pleasure reserved only for me!
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:44,
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Any one of his dickhead mates
As I very much doubt he'll hit me himself. Then again, they're all rather afraid of Ridgway, and he knows all of them, and he's firmly on my side!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:52,
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And he's big
Even biggerer than I is.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:26,
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I want to
go home, sort out my dining room and assemble the two chairs which were delivered yesterday, but I can't. And my ex has got my dog and I want her back home with me.
apart from that cheered up nicely from this morning....
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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I'm waiting for my hairdresser to ring me up and tell me he can come over to do my hair tonight.
I feel so much better after a haircut.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:43,
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to do my
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:44,
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*applause*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:45,
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Very good.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:49,
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*bows*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:51,
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*kicks in the arse*
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:03,
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A hairdresser
with
fringe benefits?
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:07,
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Jesus Christ mate
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:21,
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I'm out my face
on fish tea's, with double dipped bread'n'butter
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:28,
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*enjoys*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:52,
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