The best and worst one, depending on which way you look at it:
"I'm definitely not gay!"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:19, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've had to use that once.
It was when I was talking to a girl at the bar and the barman was coming onto me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Maybe it would be easier to be gay

or at least bi, that way you're not immediately discounting 50% of the population thus increasing your possibility of having sex in 2010 by 2.7%
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I'm not able to make a consious decision to find men attractive.
You retard.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Force yourself it's the only way

queer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)

chevron

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I use that one a lot
people seem to assume I'm gay for some reason. I'm never quite sure why. Had a bloke rubbing his arse into my crotch at the weekend (on a dancefloor). I had to kick him to get rid of him.

I get 100 times more attention from men than women. This is frustrating.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Chevron ^^

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)

What's the chevron game?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)

you just ruined it and need to delete your post forthwith

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)

you don't really

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Fix it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Explain it first.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I can

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Nah'

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:38, Reply)

And back down the line.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Aaaah,
I get it now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I can't believe you broke it again...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Maybe she 'gets' the game more than we thinks, and she's on the anti-chevron team?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah!
This!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)

seems unlikely
you wouldn't be noising it about if you were

something for you fact fans: my mate is on the current European Champion Mixed Ultimate Frisbee team, who are called Chevron

Chevron Action Flash to give them their full name. Fuck knows where they got such a stupid name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)