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This is serious.www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhTm1CIU5F4
Just, uh ....... just jaw dropping.
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I can't watch youtube at workI'm sure a lot of people are the same as me, so why doesn't everyone say the best/worst chatup lines they've ever heard?
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The best is obviouslyI'm a fighter pilot who was in the army and am treking to the North Pole to raise money for Charity. Would you like to come keep me warm in my tent?*
*The second sentence actually used in gaz to me
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:57,
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it's not too late(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:59,
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was she posting often before?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:04,
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It might because I sent one to her calling you a clingfilm wrapped abortion...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:19,
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Thank you,I just snorted hot chocolate all over my revision thanks to that little gem.
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you are awesome DG(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:33,
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Righty! you had your chance...*snogs left hand*(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:36,
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I associate DG withDavros' Granddad
So you will have to make more of an impact Donkey before I accept those initials as related to you and any of your associated awesome
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:36,
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I've been DG way before that other imposter stoles those lettersYou should rename them... Chimpy Eyes.
You met me and I DIDN'T make an impact!?!?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:38,
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I do still laugh about yourconstant barrage against Wormulus' chin.
You may have 3 points for that.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:40,
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Does he keep anything in there?Seems a massive waste of potential storage space of he doesnt
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:51,
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a fold up bicycle and comb to redo his mum-cut sideparting(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:54,
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There's room enough for two of us, surely?I even get DG at home now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:50,
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Yeah,And she was really fit. I've never pulled a real lesbian before.
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Beep beep, coming through, move over, yeah' you.Don't argue, just blurt, hurry up or you're gonna get hurt.
You don't want to see Cockblock rage,
You don't want to see Cockblock rage,
You don't want to see Cockblock rage,
I'll make you wanna immigrate !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:37,
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Ner Ner Ner :DI'm going to gaz her again now just for that. I'm going to tell her that you've got fat elbows.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:45,
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Does it help you to think that he probably _did_ have a tent......[clarkson voice], in his pants [/clarkson voice](
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:13,
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Fuck cr3, we should go to the W3C about it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:32,
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"so, uh, you wanna suck my dick? I heard you need gas money...I'll pay you..."(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:07,
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"smokin' makes me really horny *inserts crotch in my face* you, uh, wanna give me head? I can pay you..."(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:11,
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Do poeple think your a hooker?Only a lot seem to offer you money
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:14,
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I'm not sure why...I've been offered money twice, by two different losers.It's a bit awkward when you see them after.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:20,
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So, is your friend single?sad times =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:14,
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The best and worst one, depending on which way you look at it:"I'm definitely not gay!"
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I've had to use that once.It was when I was talking to a girl at the bar and the barman was coming onto me.
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Maybe it would be easier to be gayor at least bi, that way you're not immediately discounting 50% of the population thus increasing your possibility of having sex in 2010 by 2.7%
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:23,
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I'm not able to make a consious decision to find men attractive.You retard.
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I use that one a lotpeople seem to assume I'm gay for some reason. I'm never quite sure why. Had a bloke rubbing his arse into my crotch at the weekend (on a dancefloor). I had to kick him to get rid of him.
I get 100 times more attention from men than women. This is frustrating.
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Chevron ^^(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:32,
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And back down the line.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:39,
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I can't believe you broke it again...(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:57,
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Maybe she 'gets' the game more than we thinks, and she's on the anti-chevron team?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:02,
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seems unlikelyyou wouldn't be noising it about if you were
something for you fact fans: my mate is on the current European Champion Mixed Ultimate Frisbee team, who are called Chevron
Chevron Action Flash to give them their full name. Fuck knows where they got such a stupid name.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:14,
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MY favourite is I go up to girls and say to them "Do you remember Rainbow? Do you want to see my Zippy impression?"I then undo my flies and push a scotchegg through my trousers.
They gush out a bathfull, begging for willy, before I get to say "OOoooOOOH BUNGLE!!!"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:48,
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Im confused.This is the same MW2 loony kid that was all over B3ta when the game came out right?
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Peej, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:59,
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DunnoI know nothing of games or their release dates and did a b3ta search first too.
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Link fail - wrong board , wrong timeAngry teens are quite amusing though, I liked that kid who was banned from World of Warcraft and shouted and screamed, punched walls and was generally a fucking loser
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:07,
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Isn't that the one that tried to shove a remote up his arse?There is nothing in the world that could make me so angry I'd want to violate my own arse.
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What if you were diagnosed with anal cancer and a good fisting would cure you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:22,
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Depends which of the five stafes you are indisbelief
ANGER
acceptance
remorse
death
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:24,
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the clarity of your wisdom astounds me(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:28,
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I am Doctor empathybringer of good news and lube
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:30,
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That guy really is a freak.One day I fear his head will explode. And his brother will film it and put that on the internet too.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:25,
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let's have a mini-chevron here too(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:44,
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this is my favouriteof all pyscho kid videos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTbyoEn9Viw&feature=related
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Oh man, angry germans, on a cultural sense, they give me the heeby-jeebies.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:31,
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ragchloroform
you get the picture.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:35,
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As in"Does this hanky smell of chloroform to you?"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:52,
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