It might because I sent one to her calling you a clingfilm wrapped abortion...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thank you,
I just snorted hot chocolate all over my revision thanks to that little gem.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'm not even joking
see
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Ahahaha!
That is fantastic.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)

you are awesome DG

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I love you DG!
please fuck me
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Righty! you had your chance...*snogs left hand*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I associate DG with
Davros' Granddad

So you will have to make more of an impact Donkey before I accept those initials as related to you and any of your associated awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I've been DG way before that other imposter stoles those letters
You should rename them... Chimpy Eyes.

You met me and I DIDN'T make an impact!?!?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I do still laugh about your
constant barrage against Wormulus' chin.

You may have 3 points for that.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:40, Reply)

It looks like a hollowed out bloomer loaf

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Does he keep anything in there?
Seems a massive waste of potential storage space of he doesnt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

a fold up bicycle and comb to redo his mum-cut sideparting

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

There's room enough for two of us, surely?
I even get DG at home now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You cockblocking cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I got pussy blocked the other day.
:(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Shit isn't it, stupid people getting in the way of sex.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Yeah,
And she was really fit. I've never pulled a real lesbian before.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

ha ha,
you are such an attention whore.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Meh,
I've come to terms with it and learned to accept it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)

*pander* *pander* *pander*
better?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Surprisingly,
I don't do it for the pandering.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Why do you do it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I really don't know.
Cos I don't do it for the attention either.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Beep beep, coming through, move over, yeah' you.
Don't argue, just blurt, hurry up or you're gonna get hurt.
You don't want to see Cockblock rage,
You don't want to see Cockblock rage,
You don't want to see Cockblock rage,
I'll make you wanna immigrate !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Ner Ner Ner :D
I'm going to gaz her again now just for that. I'm going to tell her that you've got fat elbows.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

She's dead to me now anyway.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Not me, we talk loads

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Well I hope you're very happy together.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:50, Reply)