Tonight I'm going to Nottingham to see an excellent, excellent band.
And then tomorrow I'm back to Civilisation, accompanied by a hangover, to buy a Fridge Freezer.

ROCK AND ROLL.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

between your fridge/freezer and Vipros' cooker we should have a group subscription to Which magazine.
It would be pretty useful.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

And so, indeed, b3ta does become a consumer opinion website.
WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!

In my next post: what shall we put in the freezer?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

That fancy new pudding
I think it's called Viennetta. I think posh people eat it because on the advert it's served on a silver platter.

Also, some of 'them' oven chip thingies and Do They Know It's Christmas, for the kiddies in Africa.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Those prositute torsos, for a start.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

My mum's friend keeps a dead owl in hers.
Apparently she's intending to teach herself taxidermy.



Also, just wait til I start looking for pushchair reviews. It's a fucking minefield. (I was thinking of a buying a wheelbarrow instead.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Just do a shawly-awly instead!
My great grandma said prams were only really to carry your shopping.
So much so that my nan used to have a McLaren buggy with a box in for her 'messages' long after we'd all grown up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Remember the discussion about Smegs.
Get an affordable and reliable fridge instead.
May I suggest you look at John Lewis' own brand white goods. My mother has only recently replaced our one from 1984. And that was only because it went yellow. It worked fine inside.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I don't want any SMEG in my kitchen.
We've seen a decent one in Currys. It freezes, it fridges, it is all we need.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Good man.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I saw that CJ

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:15, Reply)

HA!
Straight back at ya Roota, you yellow fridged deviant.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:20, Reply)

My dad's main drunken traits used to be
Pissing in odd spots round the house, hiding his money and being unable to find it the next day, and singing Mack The Knife.
He's thankfully grown out of the first two, and Mack the Knife is shifting to give floorspace to 'I Know That Someday You'll Want Me To Want You'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:23, Reply)