I wish my mum would control herself a bit better...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

alright DiT

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Alright althegeordie

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:25, Reply)

How's you?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I'm alright, ta.
Alright?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Yeah, I'm alright
I went to see the Vicar yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Was he in tights?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:33, Reply)

TUTU

( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I've met him

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Hooray :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:37, Reply)

He gave me a hug
he's very small
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:39, Reply)

If he reached around then he was too close

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Excellent!
You managed to hide your heathen-ness from him, then?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Yeah
we did a run through of the vows in the church though. It was a bit scary.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)

You just wait til she slips your ring on.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Ooh I wonder if he'll cry

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

or laugh at the word
'ring'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

He explained that this was the point when I would take the ring
and put it on her finger, so I picked up an imaginary ring and put it on her finger, as soon as I had done that I almost burst out laughing at how carefully I had picked up the imaginary ring.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:45, Reply)

More likely his eyes will well up, but there will be no actual crying.
This is quite common.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Sits on hands

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Damn straight, woman.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:49, Reply)

belms

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Will it be as good as when you slipped yours on me?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Better, I'll wager.
It'll not be as tight, though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Don't look at the crosses and you'll be fine

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

But then I'll never be in with a chance with her again

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Haha, true.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

All you need is a removals van
and she's wetter than the Atlantic Ocean.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

So true. I missed my chance. Gutted.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)