Alright?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:41, 104 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:42, Reply)

alright camel-related incident

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:47, Reply)

alright beckyjsbx

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:22, Reply)

alright althegeordie

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Ayup

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Alright?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:53, Reply)

alright becky?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Alright?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:54, Reply)

alright, you?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Hi!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Alright?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Yes indeedy.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 20:55, Reply)

alright BGB

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:23, Reply)

M'ok

( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Glad to hear it lovely. I put up a meat recommendation on your facemong :)
I want to go back and have more now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Ooh, so you have!
Sounds like it would be worth a try to go there some night.
*plans*
( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:23, Reply)

alright clendrix

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:24, Reply)

alright al

( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Not bad
How's you?
(bill, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I spoke to a mate in IT today about jobs and stuff and he reckons jobs are out there, so keep trying m'dear
or is yours highly specialised that I wouldn't understand?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I'm looking at both my specialised stuff and normal stuff
Not much luck so far but I've got a few prospects on the boil at the moment so I'm staying hopeful.
(bill, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 1:17, Reply)

Yep, ta.
Thrice were very good in Nottingham. Nottingham itself on a Friday night is just like being in an Episode of Night Cops.

Alright?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Lordy, I could have told you that, an old flatmate was from Nottingham and he'd happily regale us with tales from its fair city when he went home for weekends
I think the best was the girl he found wandering outside his house who was so out of it that she called him daddy and started pulling his trousers down. She then vomited on him and passed out on his doorstep.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:21, Reply)

I wish my mum would control herself a bit better...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:24, Reply)

alright DiT

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Alright althegeordie

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:25, Reply)

How's you?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I'm alright, ta.
Alright?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Yeah, I'm alright
I went to see the Vicar yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Was he in tights?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:33, Reply)

TUTU

( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I've met him

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Hooray :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:37, Reply)

He gave me a hug
he's very small
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:39, Reply)

If he reached around then he was too close

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Excellent!
You managed to hide your heathen-ness from him, then?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Yeah
we did a run through of the vows in the church though. It was a bit scary.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)

You just wait til she slips your ring on.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Ooh I wonder if he'll cry

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

or laugh at the word
'ring'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

He explained that this was the point when I would take the ring
and put it on her finger, so I picked up an imaginary ring and put it on her finger, as soon as I had done that I almost burst out laughing at how carefully I had picked up the imaginary ring.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:45, Reply)

More likely his eyes will well up, but there will be no actual crying.
This is quite common.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Sits on hands

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Damn straight, woman.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:49, Reply)

belms

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Will it be as good as when you slipped yours on me?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Better, I'll wager.
It'll not be as tight, though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Don't look at the crosses and you'll be fine

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

But then I'll never be in with a chance with her again

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Haha, true.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

All you need is a removals van
and she's wetter than the Atlantic Ocean.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

So true. I missed my chance. Gutted.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Surviving I suppose
But I forgot how cold Newcastle is. It's got loads worse since I left last month, I've got the shakes bigstyle and I can barely feel my toes. I don't know how you northerners cope, but those of us born and bred in SE London were not prepared for this. My room is so useless that it's no warmer than outside. I can't stand these fucking halls.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:26, Reply)

HAHA
you're at a shit university. You should have gone to Manchester.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Or a proper University, like Leeds.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Or Plumb School.
I wish I'd been a plumber.
( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I would totally love to pay you too much money
as long as I could look at your arse crack.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

This is the best deal EVER.

( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Awwww man
I'm totally doing that pre cum thing at the thought of seeing Clendrix crawling under my sink and fiddling with my U-Bend.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)

What do thesps know about proper universities?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Plenty, ta.
They've got books and people learning, and things like that.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Good to know
You survived up north then?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah.
But 90% of the people in my college were from the South East, so it wasn't really very Northern.

However, being called 'flower' by a male bus driver on my first day in Wakefield was quite disconcerting...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Not arsed in the slightest
I am what you call ridiculously lazy, had a conditional offer for Manchester but I only do the bare minimum to scrape through. Just how I am. I absolutely love Newcastle (seen Fulham play here three times, seen them win three times - and we're fucking useless), and I'd go to university if there was no degree at the end. This place is particularly good for my course however.

Being honest I just want to avoid work for the next three years and go out thanks to free money in the form of grants.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Hmmmm, I forgot
you're the one convinced that you're not a fat lazy cunt. Newcastle must suit you to a T. I'm surprised you haven't moved to Middlesborough to be closer to the Parmo's though.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I'm convinced I'm not fat
But lazy and a cunt? Those are two of my defining qualities.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Alright Becky?
I finished my report for Wednesday, so celebrated with cider and cookies. Good stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

What sort of cookies?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Maryland chocolate chip
Cheap and awesomes. Onto the second pack of the day.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Good choice
though bonus points would have been awarded for the double choc version.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:33, Reply)

They only had choc chip or those hazelnut abominations
And why would I choose those? I'm not some kind of idiot.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)

This is good reasoning
you can have one bonus point
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Hoorah!
Do I get more if I show self-restraint and leave some for tomorrow? Or would more points be received for just buying more tomorrow? I'm such a points whore.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Buying more would be the sensible move

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:39, Reply)

That shall be my returning-from-the-printers task for tomorrow then
Buying lots of cookies.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

i finished my pack earlier today
there were only 2 left and such a big cup of tea :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Alright PoD
You need to make these

12 tablespoons (175g) unsalted butter, softened
3/4 cup (160g) firmly packed light brown sugar
2/3 cup (130g) white sugar
1 large egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups (170g) rolled oats
1 1/4 cup (160g) plain flour
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 cups (200g) raisins

Preheat oven to 375F/190C/Gas Mark 5.

Cream butter and sugars together until light and fluffy. Add egg and vanilla extract; beat until well combined.

In a separate bowl combine oats, flour, soda, baking powder and salt. Mix into butter mixture until just combined. Stir in raisins.

Drop the dough by heaped tablespoons onto ungreased baking sheets, leaving a 2" gap between each mound. [I used a dessert-spoon and made ovals rather than balls (quenelles, if we're being posh) as I heard that this caused the dough to spread less.]

Bake for 12-15 minutes until golden brown. Cool on sheet for at least a minute before transferring to a rack.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Firstly, this seems like far more effort than just going and buying some
It also seems possibly more expensive.

I do plan on using the 2kg of oats in the cupboard to make huge amounts of flapjack though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:38, Reply)

flapjack eh?
remember to share
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I'm considering make them in a roasting tin
2 inch thick flapjack would make me :) rather than :(
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

*drools*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Are these like flapjacks?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Mmm...flapjacks.
On Tuesday, I shall be making apple and blackberry crumble.
( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:44, Reply)

On Tuesday I shall be fucking off work and coming to your house to pound on your backdoor
Oh and to beg for tasty food too.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Pound it, Becky. Pound it hard...
for I will be in Brixton and unable to hear a soft knock.
( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:46, Reply)

fucksticks

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:49, Reply)

*ponders how to bring crumble to a Bash*

( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:51, Reply)

large tupperware with 'property of Becky, do not touch under penalty of a severe beating' label

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:53, Reply)

If only because of your sig, I will attempt this one day!

( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I only just noticed your sig. It wins :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:57, Reply)

On tuesday I shall be imagining you in a pinny
and ejaculating hard.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:46, Reply)

*moves crumble*

( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Films for redtube

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:49, Reply)

*swipes from window ledge*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:50, Reply)

damn
hobo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Phoebe's fabulous oatmeal and raisin cookies

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I'm making biscuits with my class tomorrow.
100g marg
50g sugar
1/2 tsp vanilla
100g flour
50g chocolate chips

cream marg sugar and vanilla
stir in chocolate chips and flour
dollop on tray
bake at 190 for 15 mins.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Making biscuits with class:
1) Explain what is going to happen to kids

2) Give ingredients to kids

3) Do a sadface at the mess the kids have made
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:14, Reply)

No
They are doing it in groups of 6 closely supervised.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Alreet?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Bollocks to the lot of you then!
*strops off*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:57, Reply)

strops strips
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:59, Reply)

YO

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 23:53, Reply)

HO HO
and a bottle of rum....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:01, Reply)