Not arsed in the slightest
I am what you call ridiculously lazy, had a conditional offer for Manchester but I only do the bare minimum to scrape through. Just how I am. I absolutely love Newcastle (seen Fulham play here three times, seen them win three times - and we're fucking useless), and I'd go to university if there was no degree at the end. This place is particularly good for my course however.

Being honest I just want to avoid work for the next three years and go out thanks to free money in the form of grants.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hmmmm, I forgot
you're the one convinced that you're not a fat lazy cunt. Newcastle must suit you to a T. I'm surprised you haven't moved to Middlesborough to be closer to the Parmo's though.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I'm convinced I'm not fat
But lazy and a cunt? Those are two of my defining qualities.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)